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How do you explain a group of 18-60 assorted teenagers from California dispensing hardcore, destructive rap antics to thousands of American youth? New age terrorism.
Having a normal profile in this day and age just isn't enough; if you want to stand out you'll have to pepper it with some simulated sophistication wherever you can.
Since we're all in this together, I think it's important to look at some of the key issues that are making our time together less enjoyable and work together to fix them.
As someone who doesn't care for the outside world, news of this week's quake didn't shake me up as much as everyone else. But seriously, have you guys heard about Japan?
Everyone's life needs a little excitement, so I've created this simple cheat sheet to help you go Sheen on life's obstacles. You are a winner, correct?
Unfortunately, laughter has replaced smiling as the socially accepted way to react to something, whether it's funny or not. Now we're all walking laugh tracks.
Too long have we worshipped boring or jealous Gods that don't turn into bulls and ravage young virgins. It's time for a religious throwback to the worship of the Olympic Gods.
What happened in April 2010 that was so cataclysmic it changed the way we interact online? Facebook's 'like' button was introduced.
The male-to-male relationship is one of the hardest to cultivate in nature, and as such, should be handled carefully. Follow this simple three-step plan and watch your next bromance blossom.
The job market today sucks. If you're smart, you've decided to tap into your creative side to make a fortune in art. You can't outsource creativity, right?!
Rolling Stone and Pitchfork both gave 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' a perfect score. Not a great score, not an 'almost amazing, a perfect score. Is it deserved?