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So you met a buttahead that caught the dragon, and she had a troll and a yao with her but they were nassatalls. Time for a dance club dictionary.
The goal: score hookup partners. The swindle: drink heavily and combine with costumes, blacklights, Viagra, and various other skimpy party theme props.
For decades, Canadian cubic zirconium manufacturers have been using Canadian children for slave labor in CZ death labs. Help stop the atrocity.
Why don’t we sign each other’s yearbooks anymore after high school? Stress. Not to worry, now it's all multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank.
It's not every day that somebody asks you to help them commit murder and is totally serious about it. But getaway drivers don't grow on trees.
Ladies, for most of you, there will come a point in your life when you will have to choose between either going out on a date with me or a convicted sex offender.
It can happen anywhere, anytime, and for just about any reason. From morning wood to Pedro's savior, these are the boners of our lives.
Attention ladies open to same-sex chemistry: one-night courses of study now available! Female professor, flexible hours, discreet enrollment.
The college experience isn't at universal as you think. Some campuses actually have RA's who care... and Asians!
The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.
Tired of the happy-go-lucky plot twist? Wish every movie could end like The Departed? Join the ranks of those disillusioned with Hollywood.
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.