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After three hours hanging out in a pineapple under the sea, thanks to Nickelodeon's multi-episode SpongeBob blocks, you start to notice some weird shit going down.
It didn't take long to figure out the trend in Steven Seagal films: the guy was socially inept, prone to violence, yet always seemed to get the girl.
It was very forward of the young man to leave a bit of paper on my desk with his name, calling number, and place of residence. I was taken aback at the breach of courtship protocol.
Even though he is long gone, your buddy has left behind a far-from-innocuous remnant of the nasty throbbing stench that sparked his exodus in the first place.
A lot of people believe that the world will end on December 21, 2012. But let's fast forward to the morning of December 22, 2012, or as I like to call it, National "OH SHIT" Day.
Attention young and naive students of the world: reading is overrated, true love does not exist, and the most self-controlled people are often the most dangerous.
Soccer and hockey need to go the way of the dodo. You didn't ask, but I'm about to tell you why these sports are vastly inferior to others.
From my own descent into the depths of online dating, I've compiled a list of four imperatives to guide anyone who thinks him or herself intrepid enough to give it a shot.
Our evenings are now filled with dozens of hour-long shows demanding that we not only watch them, but have a full historical knowledge of the fictional world they have created.
I am only the ALLEGED naked man found at the duck pond feeding the ducks bagels. Judge, YOUR HONOR, what I'm about to tell you is my side of the story.
Welcome to the world of genetic inferiority. You have been blessed with a body that throws fits and spasms because you ate something that is normal to eat.
Children. There's the siren. You know the routine. Under your desks! Be careful. The snake got loose again. Old Rattley is on the floor somewhere and bitin' mad.