Ten Things I Don't Understand About Black People

1. Sun worshipping/tan culture is recent in white history, within the last 80 years, as it became socially acceptable to bare more skin in public. Before that the ideal proper white lady was pale as snow. Gentlemen maybe have had tans, but usually that was a sign of working class. Nowdays, vanity makes whites tan, even though there's no such thing as a healthy tan for whites, as any dermatologist will tell you.
2. I don't know.
3. Diffusion...blacks made it seem cool, white imitate. Nothing new there.
4. Only for appetizers.
5. No, some are called "white trash"
6. That's an IN LIVING COLOR skit.
7. I don't know what that means.
8. Beats me.
9. All of 'em, huh? Really...*fantasy land, population: you*
10. Lots of white people are stuck-up. Lots of black people are easily offended.

Next time you're going to write you're own top ten list ,can you PLEASE learn correct grammar?? This honestly looks like something my 3 year old nephew wrote. Oh! and it's OUR DICK SUCKED..not ARE dick sucked..you fucking illiterate.
Thank you for further proving the point that most blacks are dumb as fuck and that's why most of you end up dead, in prison, or without a fucking job!!

#9
We know where the ladies go to when they want somebody with a job who can support them without help from the government or illicit sales/activites. Yeah, take it personally.

There there Leroy, I'll help you out.

1) Because we can.

2) We got no choice! You guys steal everything that's not nailed down!

3) Because your jungle music/ways has tainted the minds of our youth! At this rate we'll be back to swinging from trees!

4) We thrive off anything white, because you know deep in your heart, now I say heart because Jesus says animals don't have souls, that White is right!

5) I would rather be trailer trash any day of the week instead of a future inmate from the projects!

6) Wow! The system that supports your kind has failed badly. It's bass not base. Come on! You people have been out of bondage for a couple hundred years now, learn to spell, boy!

7) Now you go to fashion do you? I gotta say you negros can wear an orange jumpsuit like nobody's business.

8) Because what they represent is right, just like God intended.

9) You got an issue with a white mans dick do you? The description you gave was way too detailed to be a generic comment. Let me guess....you got raped by your skinhead cell mate your first night in the pen? Now don't be sad, it wasn't a sexual thing. It was him letting you know your place at the bottom of the racial totem pole.

10) Now I'm not upset at all, I'm just disheartened that the fact you people still behave like you're in the jungles of Africa. I know we brought you to North America, but you're free! Go home! You people can learn a thing or two from the Mexicans on how to integrate yourselves into white society if you insist on walking among us.

11) I got nothing against you blacks, I believe everyone should have one tied up in their back yard.

You're a monkey? Your list is an ignorant black person list of shit to say because you're an ass and it has no basis in reality. the black list is legit shit. You people are loud as fuck, and have all kinds of other problems. Period. because it's true. I see black people all the time, and they all do the same shit, and yet i'm suppose to act like I don't see it happening. If i DO mention it i'm a racist, and then u can't even point out shit white people do, you just make up random insults. You try to pull that dick thing, bitch, the biggest dick in the world is white, get your little black dick out of here. and that tanning shit? when you tan and you're white you just go from a peach to a slightly browned peach color, not fuckin BLACK. thats just stupid as shit to even say.

Ok, a lot of this is bullshit, and a lot of this isn't.
I'm 'black british' so maybe this doesn't apply to me. (btw, I'm proud of who I am, but I don't think I must be defined by a title, thus the inverted commas, yet again, I don't really think I need to explain myself here...)

This is a comment on the whole main article, I just can't find it on my iPod touch.

Firstly, I can't remember the order, but I don't eat pig feet or chitlag, whatever that is. I'm sure most of you should know - considering that you're "adults" and I'm only 17, pig feet does contribute to the Gelatin found in Haribos.

I'm not easily offended, but I think you're bordering on dangerous ground with your generalisations. I enjouy a good laugh at Chris Rock and Tucker, but sometimes it's too much for me. I couldn't call it too 'black' because that's prejudice against my own race, but sometimes it's too exaggerated. A lot of people act like vagabonds with a lack of control over simple behaviour, like laughing in public. There are several black kids over here that I see acting like they've never heard of manners, only focused on maintaining top swagger and listening to bullshit like DMX and all this "I'm on my grind gettin' money" etc. But that's not my point, what I'm trying to say, is that there is a difference between groups of black people. You can't sterotype the whole lot. I listen to METAL, house, pop, dance, dnb, techno, alternative rock, occassional r&b, pop, classical - I even play the guitar, classically trained. All that my diversity has earnt me on the surface, is the title 'coconut' or 'bounty'. I've gained a lot of experience from it personally and I like who I've become, bu would appreciate if races both Blake and White would stop labelling me.

Another point, is that some black girls do like white guys, an not for the title that comes with their colour. (Also please stop using 'you guys' and 'you people', it's just not right, because that's an unconcious sign of division from othe races).
I've never been attracted to black guys, I can tell here one is attractive, but honestly, I think I've only ever liked one, and that was probably me just confusing how much I loved my primary school best friend with actual love - I was 6 what would I know? Say what you will, but I know that I'm not hating on black guys, but a majority have really screwed priorities or manners - that is a completely different topic though, a this is already an essay! The guys that I've liked haven't all been 'white'; one was Turkish and English; another Asian and Irish; Japanese and English; Ukranian... :)
I don't care about your tone, it's who you are, but I don't think it's right to say white girls are easy, call people white trash, dress like a pimp, or to say 'my nigga', and rant and rave about slavery because you're just building up hatred of the past, when youdont even really care to take politics or something to change how things are!

Blah, blah, blah, I could go on for days, but you shouldn't judge people, black, white, asian, or whatever you may be.

Wow. I don't even know where to start. Read a fucking book once in a while, you spell like a 4 year old. Douche.

Reading, or trying to read, should I say, your post I was wondering about another stereotype. Have all black people missed school and basic education, i.e. writing in a comprehensible manner?

Do any of you get a grasp of grammar at any point of time in your life?

And another one: why all of you so desperately jump the queue, wherever there's one to jump? Why the f.. do you think I'm going to let you get on the train before I do, even though you were behind me? And why do you think I won't stick an elbow in your face if you're trying to get on the train before I get off? If you decide to come to a civilised place, behave in a civilised way.

PS. yes, wearing trousers showing your ass crack should be punishable by public lynch. Black of white, doesn't matter. Why should I tolerate your ass crack in front of my eyes on the escalator?

your not the stuck up ones yous are, you always think whites are out to get you when in fact you are all out to get white people because of how your ancestors were treated hundreds of years ago get over it the fucking president is balck nd hasnt done a dam thing right for this fucking country. When we get bombed again whitch we will by some dum ass sand niggers we should have blown up 5 years ago Obama will be shot count on it. White people are smarter by science look it up just like black people have extra muscles in their legs to make them jump higher look that up too i can go on and on about white vs black.

Damn Niggers.

haha leave it to the angry balck guy to get offended, Thanks again for setting your race back another 100 years

Actually, I'm not mad that you wrote this. I'm mad cause you're heinous grammar makes me nauseated, along with you're lack of humor.
If you weren't such a dumb shit, you would have realized that the guy who composed this article wrote it with a comical edge. You, on the other hand, resorted to name calling, "low blows," and obscenities, feeling the need to defend yourself cause you can't take a joke.

1. Dumb comment it made absolutley no sense. Learn how to spell racist.
2. Poor grammar. Poor word choice in the context of the question.
3. Well, that's what happens when people spend time around other people, they get influenced by others.
4. It's food. That's like asking a starving child in a 3rd world country if they really eat every part of an animal.
5. Depends.
6. Have you done a study on all white people's voices and what they sound like? Probably not. So you can simply not say "all" some or many would be a better word choice. It's also called genetics.
7. Clothing is clothing. They're plenty of african american's who do not do that because they don't have the money. Some things in life aren't that big of a deal. Getting a job and things of that nature are more important. But some african american's spend way over their earnings just to "match."
8. Some people are just not as informed and smart as others. Just like african american's who say "nigger" all the time. Some people in this world just don't know their history.
9. That was offense. And completely unecessary. Stop thinking that highly of your dicks. They aren't that special. Why are you talking about dicks if you are a man. You make no sense.
10. Stop categorizing a race or ethinicity as a whole. You are no better than anyone else in this world. So calm down.
You could have made your point in a better way. But you clearly did not. Learn on your communication skills, maybe work on some grammar and writing as well.
Have a nice day.

Wow. You sure are one dumb ass motherfucker. I wonder how long it took you to come up with all of those so-called "terrible" things to say about us white people. Really, it was hard for me to read because I just couldn't get past the grammatical errors, but I guess it's because black folk like you just can't keep your ass in school. Uneducated or not, you're all the same color. And it's a color I don't like. Fuck you.

:)

I know black chicks that suck my big white dick, unemployed loser. Why can't you fuckers work or just try to do well in school? You fuckers cal it "acting white" instead of calling it "acting, civalized, educated, etc". You are a lazy race that uses excuses instead of ethic and then blame it on someone else. Why do you think Africa is hundreds of years behind of the rest of the world, fucker?

Just because someone has a confederate flag does that make them red neck? And seriously white girls are not an easy lay, no more then black girls... And what does cloths have to do with this? Is it really a big deal? Seriously cheese and crackers... I know plenty of black of people who eat cheese and crackers... Tans.. seiously... we don't even get that dark... We don't tell joke because most blacks are always on their high horse and gets pissed everytime they hear a joke... And the same goes for white people. But both of you need to grow up...

Actualy I think it was very funny I don't know why some white kids wear their pants under their ass and think they're gangsters believe me i make fun of it maybe more than black people do.

I love cheese and crackers when i watch TV.

My dick ain't pink my dick is white...

I have a question tough why black men always talk about white men's dick...?

Please use a dictionary-you are one retarded muthafuka.

You sound like a real typical black racist. Maybe it's better if the Americans give you kind a chunk of land and put you away there.

Just like Minister Louis Farakhan says, stop the aggravation for all and give your kind a land of their own.

Everyone will be happy and then no one will have to respond to these idiotic statements.

Try and cheer up, you'll have your own country one day.

I am white and i will answer
1. they're cunts (and it looks cool)
2. not all of us but the dipshit who wrote this definitely is
3. they're cunts
4. some do but i actually prefer chikin and watermellon by far
5. that and cunts
6. because we arent all clones of the one poor white guy who actually does
7. some people are just douches
8. fair comment
9. Yes my man absolutely yes
10. you come from america and a lot of white people there are like this but dont worry the rest of us are normal

Dude that was funny! Lol alot of it would have been offenceive because imma white girl but it still was! I personaly think black men are hotter than white guys! Idk why but I just do! I'm dateing a black guy and I wanted to under stand stuff and you just summed it up! Thnx so much! Laterz

omg I love this one...u r so right abt white people

oh fuck off,dont flatter yourself thinking every white girl wants your dick. you fucking prick.

1. Why does racism even exist? And if your so against it, why talk about white people being racist? In my opinion, I think PEOPLE are racist, it doesn't matter what race they are. And I'm not saying all people, just some ignorant people.
2.You should revise what you wrote and make some grammatical corrections. My dick is flaccid when appropriate. And if I have a funny joke, I say it. My black, asian, hispanic, and white friends all know I'm not racist. And yes, I'll even tell a stereotypical white joke from time to time.
3.I think the white people who wear their pants below their ass, and the gang-related bandannas are doing it to try and fit in. They found a clique that they like, or an image that they think is "cool" so they're copying it. But why do Black people do it? Are they part of the gang? And do you have to be black to get in? That sounds racist, and no I think you can actually be white and be part of those gangs, it all falls onto your street cred. But back to what I stated earlier, if you have to be black to wear Red or Blue bandannas, should I assume they're in that gang? Or would that just be racist of me.
4.Actually I do enjoy cheese and crackers, I also slap some pickled balogna on that, its delicious. But I also eat Thai Food, Jerk-style food, Hispanic food. I don't care where the food comes from, I'm a big food fan, I watch the food network a lot, I watch all the food shows on the Travel Channel, hell I even cook. I want the food to taste good, I don't care what ethnicity it is.
5.Well, trailer trash people are trailer trash, doesn't matter if your white or black. I grew up in the Ghetto in San Clemente California, I'm white, I don't think I was trailer trash. I didn't live in a trailer, and my family wasn't trashy. The Mexicans and the Blacks in the community weren't all that trashy either. There were a few sketchy groups, but they weren't primarily black. They were all a mixture.
6.Well, I have quite a bit of bass in my voice, its not the deepest. But I certainly don't sound like Mickey Mouse. But as for voices, what about all the black singers? They can hit some serious high notes, ones I couldn't do even if I squeezed my balls like Michael Jackson, who was black. But then again, there are some white guys. Justin Beiber, though he hasn't hit puberty yet, so that's not fair. Justin Timberlake, he hits some pretty damn high notes as well.
7.I actually dress very well. I'm not gay, but I definitely try and look good. Gotta' impress those ladies, and I go for all of them as long as I find them attractive. Blacks, whites hispanics, asians. God I love them all.
8.What about Mexicans who wave their Mexico flags, yet they're living in America. They got that Mexican pride, but they don't want to live there. Hell, the black lady who does my Dreadlocks (I am white, and Yes I have dreadlocks. Rastafari) has a huge ass Jamaican flag in her living room. She's told me she doesn't want to live there again though.
9.I don't think you want my white women. No offense, but I don't feel threatened by other men, even if they ARE interested in my women. I got my own thing going on. Granted I'm not the studliest, hottest, most athletic. But I've been told by several women, "Boy you got yo' own swagg." And yes, those women were black.
10.I'm not mad, I'm not gay, My mom thinks I'm awesome not lame, and I don't consider myself a punk bitch. You may have some ideas, but you need to sit down, and mold them into complete thoughts. You could be right eventually if you put some time and effort into it.

And no, I'm not Racist, like I said. I'm a white Rastafari, I grew out my dreadlocks, plenty of friends of all races. Have a good day and Jah Bless.

you lack a sense of humour, apparently. you must be able to laugh at yourself first, before you can laugh at anybody else. we are all idiots viable to be made fun of in light hearted ways.

shut up you jigabo0 nigg

i tell ya what black people are like AIDS for this country.its gonna die slowly but shurley by the ignorance of the black man

im just curious why you dont know proper english? instead of talkin a bunch of fake shit maybe you should learn how to speak! and how do you know anything about a white guys dick? i mean do you play around with them? and white girls are NOT all easy so get your shit straight.

One more comment, why can't most black people spell??? case in point the comments above. Oh, yeah, and why do they have to use the word muthaF@*%ker all the time, what's that all about? And, ditto, why are they so damn loud all the time, especially in public?

Lmao! That is vey true, ecspecially about the confederate flag! I am a white girl, and I get so pissed when I see white trashy hicks riding around with their confederate flags. White guys do need to learn how to match, and black girls need to learn how to not match as much. Their shoes, shirt, nails, and weave will all be the same shade of purple or red. Lmao. Quit being so sensitive over this blog. It was just for fun. We all have stereotypes and it's good to have a laugh about them.

Haha I agree with 7 and 8, maybe even 9. Besides that, you have seven other references that either don't make sense or are difficult to understand because they are so badly worded. Number ten seals the deal when you freak out over an article written to make people laugh and maybe even lessen the racial sensitivity around us a little bit so there is not this natural tendency for blacks and whites to dislike each other. But of course you had to bitch and moan and act like you owned the writer of this article with your own shitty list of reasons to continue to keep this race war raging on. Way to keep the segregation up and running bud, you should consider politics. So a friendly fuck you goes out to mr. anonymous here, way to take a joke.
Love, Matt.

Actually your wrong I don't think any chick would want a monkey cock enless she's a monkey too

Preach

haha.. you could waste all ur time typing that or you could do something constructive and learn to write/spell/make any form of valid point
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Your a fucking nigger moron fuck you go back to africa you fucking nigger loving monkey...OO OOO OOOO Monkey!! god damn just go fucking die you pussy...you dont know the first thing about white people bitch,,,all you know and see is those perky dumbass perfect white asses on the news and TV...so shut your Black ass up and go back To Somalia you fucking baboon....whats the matter mad :D hahahaha bring it im ready.The poor man said he wasnt racist and was stating "FACTS" But i guess you cant live with the facts can you??? oh thats write you dont even know what a fact is do you?

2. dude you know niggers steal everything
3. Why do black people want to be bloods and crypts
4, your retarded
5. no, your just a blind sided nigga
6. kuz your a racist sob
7. kuz we arent faggots like your nigga ass
8. but half your race is proud of being slaves u stupid nigger
9. you are retarded
10. kuz your the conceded black piece of shit who underpreformed in his life. *claps* nigger

get the fuck,your still living up trees in the mother land shiting in your hands and trowing at each other,plus did you ever here of charles talyor he is a black man and he killed more slaves than any single white person,,if your forfather wasnt a slave might you not be around some amount of genoside in africa

Not every white girl is a snowbunny. I live In Milwaukee and all the black girls hate that im with a black guy. why? & true,plenty white girls will go down on you in a matter of seconds.

init mannn preach sum dumb ass fag writing this wasnt thinkin we could send it back tryna prove hes not rascist then why are you say... well ive got black friends and shit...oh fuck off this is what all white people say before they start a rascist joke pehlease....u white people need to check yourselves out...passiveness is not the answer... if society did not come up with the division of white or black this wouldnt be a problem but it is... we should call yall caucasian faggits coz yall are you talk the talk and get black people to pick up your shitt ... skeen we are not your bitches... n yh yall white "folk" penis is SMAAAAALLL!!!! so yh thanx ! rascist cunt hahahaha!!!

Not mad, thought it was pretty funny. A couple of them need work though.

Alright, that's obviously stereotypical about white people even worse then black stereotypes. I can match cloths, I have a low voice. Also, shouldn't be insulting a whole race. That's just childish. Nice too know you're a man-whore, you know just proving those stereotypes. Don't underestimate white people just because we're white. I'll admit a lot of white city people can't fight with a crap, but you just wait until you run into people from where I live. We don't give a fuck if we kill you white black Asian, no one cares. People like the confederate flag because of it's design. I'm not angry about you post in fact I laughed at it. It's always funny too see people act like little kids, and think they're all that. Anyways, should really grow up, and not insult a whole race.

Learn how to form a sentence. You sound like you have no education making this sterotype worse.

maybe you should learn how to type correctly before you defend your people hahaha

Why can't black people spell?

LOL

1. White girls get tans so they dont look like snow white and they look like an umpa lumpa from willie wonkas chocolate factory not to look like a nigger so they can go out at night and steal shit...

2.Im pretty sure we can beat you any day in a racial contest of jokes...

3.More and more white people are wearing there pants down there ass because niggers go out and by pants everyday of there life so the clothes companys have to adjust to that so its whats in style... real white people wear wranglers and have there pants normal not like hoodlams..

4. you got your joke wrong... we are called crackers because we cracked the whips on blacks... not because we eat crackers... and i dont see how thats supposed to be offensive the niggas the bitch...

5.ghetto white people are called wiggers.. trailer park trash is people who cant afford there house because they cant hold a job and drink with the rednecks...

6. i have no fucking clue what your talking about...

7. no white guy wears fucking pink let alone all those bright colors if there not a wigger ruined by black music..

8. its a sense that we are still out there and we like to show our pride.. blacks think there better then us because there out of slavery.. so brings my point... you got showers why dont you use them...

9. No white guy actually thinks our girls want you... we just look for an excuse to put blacks in there place...

10. White power!

lmao now this is funny =]...had me rolling on the floor at number nine.

Ignorance answered by ignorance....what is this world coming to?

lmao!!! so truee

1. I know, I prefer pale girls, but then again- My style is Goth( Though I listen to everything from Frank Sinatra to Houston Swisha House, UGK) , sun frigg'in hurts my skin, and I think golden orange people...yeah, lol. I think those orangies think they are better than EVERYONE man. All you can do is laugh your ass off at them. I met one before... I was thinking in my head- oh man, this is for real?

2. I don't know, but why do so many comidians of varius origins keep trying to instigate this black people have big peices? Don't get your perception from starring at paid black porn actors' slongs, just look up some real medical data. ^_-!

3. Its this danm Ghetto mentality that sweeping through like a plague for all kinds of speculative reasons (not racism, but enviroment would be my guess. Impoverished meeting more destitues that came here and spread what they are familiar with dealing in there country such as drugs, places where life is cheap and everyones hungry... everyones a gangsta nowadays... remedy is ecucation and maturity. I think, so who knows...

4. ROLF, I actualy used to wonder this one myself! Though I looked it up, down here in Texas barbeque, Hamburgers, you know, American food- but for more in depth coverage, all one has to do is look back at Caucasia- Ahh, the mother land- I'll vistit ya someday^_^. ( You got your enlgish blood budding, Irish potatos, French cuisine, Greek, Itallian, Spanish (yep) A Tone of stuff, its rediculus really.

5. Depends on what kind of music they listen too... in my opinion. Though actually- I don't use racial slures...like ever. It pisses me off how hypicritical it is here in houston growing up with almost all Mexican, Hispanics, and Blacks, I have one white friend, cute little russian girl... but she would probably be the female version of the types you mention in question 3, MAN is she ghetto like a mofo "I'll tell ya what ^_-"

6. They're prolly fuckin with ya mate^_-! Or maybe their lips are too small *shrug* Might effect their linguistics. I wouldn't know :P
But to be serious, maybe they go through purperty longer? Really various from person to person. But i have one back at 'chya (no not the fro, Whats up with the ashy elbows? First time I noticed this girl (she was black and goth like my style though) ... I had never even been exposed to that, didn't know that was even a thing that happens to people. Soon after I found out elbow grease was a real thing. I thought it was like cartoons.

7. Yeah, whats with people and these crazy new styles now-a-days. I see all the expenise mostly ugly ass jordans all red with purple, and green,with orange and yellow with ... yeah, im not gunna go on-lol. I'm a converse kinda guy, Original Basket Ball shoes punk >;P

8. I feel the same, and I see black and white +hispanic ect...(not asians in my personal experience) people around here with them riding their motorcycles. Must be some sort of gangsta South side thing, except regionaly opposed to just an area of a city. Or maybe I just heard the verse "south-side" or whatever side in my brain so much from all those famous rappers and its permanently influenced my brain as well as my being of an individual- I swear... this Pimp-C, some people treat him like he is the crazy religious guy in Iran... OR the Vatican...

9. You got a point yo, these day, its harder for me to get a white girl(When I can find them), they prefer the black guys 'round here cause of their musical taste I s'pose, and way of dress is whats in : / I get asians, hispanics, and black girls (Unfortuantly, I hardly EVER come across a black girl that I find sexually attractive. For real, its rare. Like twice...EVER!) all day long- But I Still haven't gotten head from a white girl! 3 inch red dog... you got something wrong with ya buddy? Gosh, your making me feel confident with my 7inch beige bomb-pop- now I know those girls weren't lieing to me, hehehe.

10. What 'chu talkin bout foo??? I think you are judging all white people the same. When I was little (im 20 now) I didn't even think racism existed anymore. When I went to an urban school and started hearing all the urban kids. Oooo, and they would pick on me BAD for being white. When ever I heard the N word I would get this cold shock and squeezing feeling in my chest- I thought it was like the ultimate bad thing. And that for being white, I wasn't allowed to talk about anything relating to white. If we where learning about a world war, or ANYTHING of how Europe was conquoring and stuff, everything was set up to make me feel ashamed, guilty, embarraresed. I learned that its pretty much become that if your white in america, your second class (atleast thats how I felt as only minorities have laws forcing you to pick them over an equally qualified white person, and I never saw any kind of white history month, I never saw any kind of white scholarships or funds offered. The facualty and staff told me to just lie and say I was hispanic. I would never say anything when I felt offended (eveyday) and its not even fair. Slavery was around since the dawn of people, its not like your darker toned people where the only slaves. Whites where made slaves, every people in history where slaves at one point or another. Can you even beleive blacks had blacks as slaves, then they sold them to everyone who'd come into africa for trading. All of the different people of history have had their conquests, their empires, their genocides- what this guilt I have to bear for being born white? Everyones ancestor's hands our dirty- heck, I'm irish decent, known for coming over during the potato famine (lol, but yeah- I don't think my family even owned a slave)

I just wasn't brought up that way, but from all my exposure of the urban, and rap/hip-hop, and how I was treated in school. Man, im surprised im not, but its stupid to judge a race cause each individual is different. I go by how each man and women carry themselves. You get a quick little evaulation for the first few minutes of communication.

To Mister I Do Not Understand White People: I have an idea, go to college. Even better, just finish high school! You may learn how to spell, type, or use a comma. I am not offended by your rant, because you are an idiot. It would be like getting angry at a handicapped person, which you may be.

Hi white guy here!

1.) I don't know why some people are still racist, probably ignorance. Detecting a little tinge of racism in your tone... As far as tanning, you don't want us looking all pasty and shit, cmon bro!

2.) George Carlin, Daniel TOsh, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Seineld, Adam Sandler. All hilarious white comedians. Kat Williams, Richard Pryor, Tracy Morgan, Dave Chapelle. All hilarious black comedians. "Soft as their dick at telling jokes"... you could take a couple lessons from these guys. Work on your material. Some white people don't understand blackhumor and vice cersa just becuase it is a cultural thing and some comedians gear their material toward a certain type of people.

3.) Because they are trailer trash fucks who wish they were black thugs

4.) Cheese and Crackers are fucking delicious.

5.) If they act like low life fuckheads who think they are entitled to something then yes.

6.) We like to talk and sound intelligent?

7.) Why the fuck do I need to match my socks? I'm a man. I throw on jeans a tshirt and shoes and you know what I loom fuckin good.

8.) I agree with this one, but the confederate flag is not just about slavery. It's about standing up for what you believe (fighting high tariffs imposed by the North) and a symbol of the South which is a very unique and strong culture.

9.) I hear you, white girls are crazy. Sometimes you gotta get your dick sucked. My dick doesn't discriminate.

10.) I think collectively as humans we should stop being so damn sensitive. Stop giving the word "nigger" power over an entire race. It represents a terrible timeperiod but we as a nation need to move past it

wow. i thought everyone knew number 8. they do give good head.. or so i hear.. ahem .

seriously white people are probably the smartest people on earth whether u like it or not, NOW cunt go FUCK yourself.....in the ass

The only thing that upset me about your post is the terrible spelling and grammatical mistakes, you obviously forgot to check. This further exemplifies (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/exemplifies) the stereotype of your stupidity. So before you try talking down to the white man, learn how to speak English. After all, you are in America this is our language.

Seriously, that is some of the worst grammar ever. It's hard to make any case when you constantly misspell words and run off on tangents full of curse words.

I have some observations on things I do not understand about the rap culture:

1. Why must these people curse so much?
2. Why do these people play music so loud, despite the setting?
3. Why do they enjoy the slum/ghetto atmosphere?
4. Why can't they use proper grammar in speech? (I got me a bag o chips vs. I bought a bag of chips.)
5. Why they seemingly refuse to wear shirts when in public?
6. Why they add 20" tires to the oddest vehicles?
7. Why they all seem to smoke?
8. Why they are so disrespectful to others?
9. Why they are loud in general?
10. Why the don't try to raise a better image for their culutre instead of hurting it?

Not to offend anyone by the above, at all. As a white person I totally dislike the redneck culture as well. Confederate flags? Seriously? Lame.

Learn to spell and some grammer before posting come backs , this is not a rap song !! HS drop out!!!

wtf iz wrong with u? from 1 black dude 2 another.u need 2 stop making us look bad.most likely u have white in u! All humans r in the same boat 2geather! stop being a racist hater.I hope u grow and change as u age. 2 b mature son.

Why don't any of the keyboards in the ghetto have punctuation keys? Do crackheads run around stealing all of the comma and shift keys?

You know what, the majority of the things I've read on this page is downright stupid. Most of the people who've posted a comment here are arrogant assholes. I am half white, half black but I'm not american, I'm British and I'm proud to be who I am but u know what, although black people get all the criticism, white people are just as flawed. First of all, a lot of white Americans are so stuck up their own asses that they just genuinely believe they're better than everyone else. And u guys need to stop believing that every black person is a rapist/thief/murderer. You're judging black people by stereotype. And black people, u do kinda think ur cooler than everyone and u need to realize that not all white people are stuck up and that not every black person that hangs out with white people wants to be white. I know racism can't be stopped but it can be reduced. Especially in America! I've never seen a country so racially divided! All in all, there are a lot of nice white people and there are a lot of nice black people!
Ps whites and blacks, noone cares about the size of ur dicks

reffering to white people having small dicks:
Black people have big dicks because they were bred that way. The slave holders would take a stocky built black man with another stocky women and therefore breed a stocky child therefore having better quality slaves to work on their farms. Are you still proud?

so u mad?! lmaoo

sounds like you're just butthurt by what this guy said. You obviously are black by the comment you are making and it sounds like you put no thought whatsoever into your comments. I got half way done reading and was like... is this guy fucking retarded. Stop smoking so much pot man and think of better things to say. All this guy was saying was the "stereo-types" and things he didn't understand.

It's obvious to me or any one with half a brain, this dumb, ignorant, stupid, uneducated, nigger ain't to bright!

Another angry "nigga" who is so full of himself going off on a rant not realizing his grammar and spelling mistakes make him look more like a ghetto punk then someone trying make a point. Enjoy your STD's from your ghetto whores "sucking your Dick" . Wake up Coon. Oh yeah Coon is my last name so can I call a black man that instead of "nigger"

You got my vote...you are straight to the point and funny at the same time..you really crack me u, but this white dude deserve his face to be fart by every black chicks young or old out there.

1. Why can't you run some sort of spell check or something if you are going to reply and try to sound like anything besides a kindergarten dropout? I mean, seriously, there is a red squiggly line that pops up under the word you misspell, it's not like you have an excuse..

2. What is the fascination with you and dicks? Do you think it makes you more manly to talk about how soft a white dick is? And are you asking if we think u are gonna steal the soft white dick? Oh, wait, you mean the jokes... the one that don't need to insult someone's manhood...

3. Why does it bother you that kids are dressing up like baby thugs? Are you worried that we'll take it and make it mainstream, kind of like Elvis did with rock and roll? And what the hell is with the whole pants down at the knee thing anyhow?? If there is a legitimate reason to do that, then please tell me!

4. Why is cheese and crackers such a bad thing to eat?? I respect the whole using the whole animal thing, I even get it, but is cheese and crackers really the worst thing you could come up with?

5. Does "trailer trash" not imply that they would have to live in a trailer? Which would mean someone who was black and ghetto and lived in a trailer could also be classified as trailer trash...

6. Which base do you want us to have in our voice? First base? Second base? Or do you mean Bass? I understand that you would get confused since it's not spelled freebassing...

7. Why does it matter if we wear many colors at once? What is the fun in being monochromatic? We don't have to wear shoes that are the same color as everything we wear...

8. Can you tell me what a whit person is? And why is it that a flag bothers you so much? In a way, it would be like us saying you can't wear anything African because we won when we brought your ancestors over here. (disclaimer: I do not believe we won at that point... just making the argument...)

9. How exactly do you know so much about dog penis? Dude, that's kind of gay...

10. Why would we be mad over someone making such intelligent arguments about dog penis like yourself? Don't do drugs, Stay in school, I'm rooting for you!!!

You're an idiot. Learn how to spell and use grammar before you trash talk someone who was trying to get a laugh. Ebonics would have been more well received here than your poor attempt at the written English language!

simmer down nigga, this ain't a rally...or a Kentucky Fried Chicken

Anonymous on July 10th, 2010: ........You should really learn how to spell "white" is not spelled "whit"... think about that before you try and act funny. Secondly if ALL white people sound like "Mickey Mouse" as you put it then explain Mike Tyson??? Who sounds even worse. Third I have never seen a single white friend I have with a confederate flag so stop stereo typing all white people...and keep your southern racism in the south...For me I am neither white nor am I am brown...but, I cant stop laughing at both groups being so stupid...with the whole white people cant say this or that...everyone else does and slave days are long gone so you can all either move on or die in the pasts you NEVER lived in that seem to consume you so much...As for big and small dick comments the "average man" which accounts for ALL races dont usually have dicks bigger than 6 inches fully erect.....so stuff the nonsense.

Also the idea and comment that only "white girls" suck dick is also INCORRECT. Perhaps if you bathed more often it might happen for you. Also there is the little known fact that while black women dont like to give head and black men dont like to go down....I thought they stopped making you guys but, apparently I am to be corrected....the bottom line is that perhaps if you learn to give you will then receive. Because after all your not the only men in the world who know how to fuck. Anyone bother to look at the population of Asians in the world???? Both people of European and African backgrounds dont compare in population sizes......China 1.4 billion and India 1.7 billion....thats more than half this planet and we didnt include Japan, Thailand, Polynesians, Native Americans, and whole list of Arabs who ALL derive from Asian bloodlines.....HELLO!!!

Maybe if both groups put an end to their ridiculous bickering and stupidity they might actually at some point both have populations that will matter in the ummmmm FUTURE...it doesnt look like it though.

As for clothing which you called "cloths" (ummmm grammar c-l-o-t-h-e-s).....use your vowels. I dont tell you how to dress but, if we can be honest I dont need to see your ass crack and your dicks are certainly not that big. I dont think its cute and I dont need to see what brand of tidy whiteys your wearing. You cant even walk right without constantly pulling up your pants......so who is the retard now?...Id rather have blue and white hair than walk around with my ass crack hanging out....just "sayin".....

Also I hear a lot of complaining from the peanut gallery about "white girls" wearing hair extensions......why not?????? YOU DO...and so we're clear ancient peoples around the globe have been wearing them for thousands of years and they were not invented by Africans....but GREEKS.....So save your comments for the hair salon when you go to get your "hair did". You dont have a patent on hair design or who can do what with whatever rag sits on top of their head...so just shut the hell up about it.

Also I dont see black men complaining about ANY form of interracial dating or mating practices....just the black women. Perhaps its time for you guys to look outside the bubble of skin color you so love to smother yourselves in and then have the nerve to accuse everyone else of being the same way.....grow up its not 1865. Not all black men like white women and not all white men like black women.....for some people its called "preference"...I prefer White and Asian men does this make me racist???? apparently to you it does....too bad its what I am attracted to. If you dont like I dont care.

As for the question "are all ghetto white people called trailer trash?"..............................YES so there's your answer....emphasis on the "ghetto" part because many nice people of Hispanic and African descent also live in trailer parks....hmmmmmm...As for the "N" word I really dont care if you want to walk around calling each other "Ignorant" you only prove my point so by all means dont go assuming everyone is ignorant when your the ones calling each other that word....time to take a long look in the mirror cause IM NOT WHITE IM NATIVE AMERICAN......and I even I agree with this guys entire post of questions....and I speak perfect English not po-dunk slang....I am tired of hearing about African American plight.....when your slavery came way after my people had already suffered whitey's wrath and I have never been a slave this occurred long before I was born and we're not the only ones Irish, Italians, Chinese the list goes on were ALL treated poorly in history and keep in mind your own kind sold you to being with and for what????? Guns and ammunition so they could invade other neighboring tribes and kingdoms.....

Trust me if you continue to live in the past you will most certainly die there never even having tasted the future but, I think for many of you thats what you want and you call it "fate" where as I call it "Choice"......and my husband is a white guy.....who hasnt said a bad word about any other races because he doesnt give a shit.