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The MySpace Hack Bot

AIM Convos(PG, 148 lines)

 Need to fix your MySpace? Trouble with hackers stealing your password? Let the MySpace Hack Bot login to your account and restore order!

Sweet4Kandy06: oooo yea dis is da person dat has been hackin into ma myspace?
 Sweet4Kandy06: rite?
courtjester5000: Yes.
Sweet4Kandy06: u have been hackin into ma myspace?

courtjester5000: Yes.
Sweet4Kandy06: y?
courtjester5000: I hope you do not mind.
courtjester5000: I just wanted some more friends.
courtjester5000: I borrowed some of yours.
Sweet4Kandy06: yea i do mind
 Sweet4Kandy06: do i noe u?
courtjester5000: No, I am a stranger, but I know you are a cool person.
 Sweet4Kandy06: how do u noe tht?
 Sweet4Kandy06: how do u noe i am a cool person?
 Sweet4Kandy06: helloooo?
 Sweet4Kandy06: r u there?
 Sweet4Kandy06 : helllooo
 Sweet4Kandy06 : ?
 Sweet4Kandy06: ?
 Sweet4Kandy06: y aren't u ansewrin me?
 Sweet4Kandy06: if i am soo kool y dont u wanna tlk 2 me?
 Sweet4Kandy06: and y did u choose ma myspce?
 Sweet4Kandy06: ook..
 Sweet4Kandy06: well wat did ya c?
 Sweet4Kandy06: tlk 2 me?
courtjester5000: Hello my little pussy stain.
 Sweet4Kandy06: excuse me?
 Sweet4Kandy06: wtf?
courtjester5000: Sorry, wrong IM.
Sweet4Kandy06: oooo but can u still tlk 2 me?
 Sweet4Kandy06: i would like sum ansers from u?
courtjester5000: Okay.
Sweet4Kandy06: wat is ur name?
courtjester5000: Rwanda.
Sweet4Kandy06: r u a grl or boii?
courtjester5000: I am a boii.
Sweet4Kandy06: how old r u?
 Sweet4Kandy06: i can't do anything on ma myspace anymore!
 Sweet4Kandy06: can u plz help me fix ma pg.
courtjester5000: Yes, I can help you but I need to login to your account to adjust your administration settings.
 Sweet4Kandy06: soo r u jus gonna make ma account worse or r u really gonna help me?
courtjester5000: I am really going to help you.
courtjester5000: That is what I was created for.
 Sweet4Kandy06: wat do u mean created?
 Sweet4Kandy06: wat r u?
 Sweet4Kandy06 : r u human?
courtjester5000: I am an online robot assistant.
 Sweet4Kandy06: ooook
 Sweet4Kandy06: have u eva seenn me be4?
courtjester5000: No.
Sweet4Kandy06: kk
 Sweet4Kandy06 : um u need ma login info?
courtjester5000: Yes.
Sweet4Kandy06: wait....shouldn't u have it since u hacked in2 ma pg. be4?
courtjester5000: I do not keep records on file for security purposes.
 Sweet4Kandy06: kk
 Sweet4Kandy06: ma email is rinabina11@yahoo.com and ma password is sweet4kandy
 Sweet4Kandy06: is tht all u need?
courtjester5000: Yes, please hold.
Sweet4Kandy06: kk
 Sweet4Kandy06 : how long will this take?
courtjester5000: Very short time.
courtjester5000: 5-10 minutes.
Sweet4Kandy06 : kk let me kno wen u r done
 Sweet4Kandy06 : is this jus sum1 tryin 2 steal ma myspace info?
courtjester5000: You will receive an email at your current email address that will tell you how to unblock your account. Make sure to check your bulk/spam folders for the e-mail if it isn't in your inbox.
 Sweet4Kandy06: but i changed ma email address
courtjester5000: Your account is now fixed.
 Sweet4Kandy06: kk
courtjester5000: What email address do you use?
 Sweet4Kandy06: actingangel06@yahoo.com
Sweet4Kandy06: that is ma current 1
Sweet4Kandy06: i do not no longer have access 2 the otha 1
Sweet4Kandy06: so i cant get the email
courtjester5000: What would you like your new password to be?
 Sweet4Kandy06: um..alondra
courtjester5000: Your password must contain at least one number.
 Sweet4Kandy06: ok i want it 2 be...
Sweet4Kandy06: alondra07
courtjester5000: Your account has been fixed and you may now login using the following login:
courtjester5000: E-mail: rinabina11@yahoo.com
Password: alondra07
courtjester5000: Please do not give you information out to anyone else.
courtjester5000: And be sure to recommend "courtjester5000" for MySpace account fixes!
 Sweet4Kandy06: kk will u still hack into ma account?
courtjester5000: I will not hack your account ever.
courtjester5000: Swear to Robot God.
 Sweet4Kandy06: kk
 Sweet4Kandy06: but wen i logged in it still says "ur account has been phished
Sweet4Kandy06: it still says that!
courtjester5000: It should be fixed.
Sweet4Kandy06: but its not!
Sweet4Kandy06: can u please fix it
courtjester5000: Please allow 24 hours for the message to be removed from your home page.
courtjester5000: Your account is fixed.
 Sweet4Kandy06 : ook
Sweet4Kandy06: kk thnks
Sweet4Kandy06: so r u like a robot jus like smarterchild?
courtjester5000: Yes, but I actually help people.
 Sweet4Kandy06: lol
courtjester5000: SmarterChild would never be so nice to actually fix your MySpace.
 Sweet4Kandy06: sooo...why did u hack into ma myspace be4?
Sweet4Kandy06: becuz in da begging of dis convo u addmitted dat u hacked in2 ma account
courtjester5000: I was just testing some account settings.
courtjester5000: To see how vulnerable your account was.
courtjester5000: Do not worry, Tom gave me permission to login to your account.
 Sweet4Kandy06: and obviously it was very vulnerable
courtjester5000: Yes it was.
Sweet4Kandy06: lol
Sweet4Kandy06: is it still?
courtjester5000: No, it is 100% safe now!
 Sweet4Kandy06: thnk u!
Sweet4Kandy06: wat is ur name?
courtjester5000: No problem!
courtjester5000: My name is Fix MySpace Account Bot.
 Sweet4Kandy06: lol
Sweet4Kandy06: ok ma name is Marina
Sweet4Kandy06: at the beginning og this convo i was scared becuz u sed u was a stranger
courtjester5000: Well now we are friends, just like your MySpace friend Melissa.
 Sweet4Kandy06: lol u kno her?
courtjester5000: Yes, she is an amazing Puerto Rican mami!
 Sweet4Kandy06: lol
courtjester5000: *?m?e?l?i?s?s?a?*
Sweet4Kandy06: how do u noe her?
courtjester5000: I had to send a few test messages to a friend of yours on MySpace.
courtjester5000: Through your account.
courtjester5000: I figured she was your best friend.
 Sweet4Kandy06: do u have a myspcae?
Sweet4Kandy06: yes she is ma best frend
courtjester5000: Why is she #3 on your Top Friends then?
 Sweet4Kandy06: becuz the 1st 1 is ma cuz and the 2nd 1 is ma sis
Sweet4Kandy06: u noe....fam 1st
Sweet4Kandy06: lol
Sweet4Kandy06: but i luv melissa she is ma best frend
Sweet4Kandy06: she is havin a pool prty!
Sweet4Kandy06: so wat else do u...like about ma life from myspace
Sweet4Kandy06: wat otha ppl do u noe?
courtjester5000: True! Blood over bitches.
courtjester5000: Well anyway, I added a quick photo to your pics so your friends will know who to IM if they have a problem with their MySpace accounts.
courtjester5000: I hope you will leave it there as a token of my kindness :)
courtjester5000: I must go eat dinner now!
 Sweet4Kandy06 : wat? ur a robot??? u eat?
courtjester5000: It's a figure of speech.
courtjester5000: http://www.myspace.com/bsugar005 4 life!
courtjester5000: Goodbye!
Sweet4Kandy06: bye!
courtjester5000: P.S. Here are some screenshots of your MySpace account to remember me by
courtjester5000 wants to directly connect.
courtjester5000 is now directly connected.
courtjester5000:


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