A Comprehensive List of Places I Don’t Want to Go
- A dairy farm (allergic to cows) - Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s)
- A dairy farm (allergic to cows) - Siberia (too cold, no McDonald’s)
I know you’ve seen the TikTok reels and DIY YouTube videos, but you do not want to live in a van.
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- The Apollo 14 flag got wrinkled and needs ironing.
John Chris: I am in my tenth year of overseeing the murder division at Clemsaw Capital. I would be happy to help current students in any way I can!
“We’re not in the boardroom anymore, eh fellas?” I said. But Ross seemed genuinely injured.
Anyone who tries to create a paradox gets stopped by theoretical physicist Michio Kaku and his incredible superpowers.
Wipe down equipment after use with one of the damp napkins placed atop our overflowing garbage bins.
The Summer Person is permitted to remark out loud a phrase along the lines of “This town is so quaint” a total of (1) time.
“Yankee Stadium?” I said, pointing towards the castle below. “Camelot,” he replied. “What the fuck,” I said.
Robin Hood: Get married in the woods and then crash a wealthier wedding’s reception for dinner. Archery optional, but encouraged.