Summer

Tag: Summer

Sometimes we missed the real world, so we would use the payphone to call our agents, managers, and publicists with the spare change they’d given us.

You’ve started narrating your own life in the cadence of a TikTok slideshow.

After what happened last summer, I will not run after the Freddy’s Frozen Freaks ice cream truck.

Dr. Ellis is not worrying about grading papers or summoning a hoard of lizard monsters for Gork the Lizard King.

I’ve got everything lined up so this grilling experience won’t be sullied by past mistakes. Remember the infamous Frankless Fourth of July?

Honestly, I don’t know what I’m more excited for: a new Transformers movie or this brand new swimming pool I’m having put in my backyard.

Goodbye to cooling off with a quick dip, wading too far out, getting swept to sea, and awaking on a pirate ship Bone Rattler.

The Summer Person is permitted to remark out loud a phrase along the lines of “This town is so quaint” a total of (1) time.

Dad may not get a little sun. Dad may not “air dry.” Dad may not play his belly like a bongo.

"Writing Gigs" -- A real tearjerker of a drama that takes place entirely during a job interview that turns out to be for freelance work.

They must be swimming in one of the Great Lakes. This guide does NOT apply to the lesser Finger Lakes.

We’ve got the perfect way to reconnect: Let’sSmith, an iron forge the whole family can enjoy. Are you ready for Hot Ore Summer?