I’m Sorry I Fucked Your Wife
Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.
Tag: Stories
The Last Doctor Visit You’ll Ever Make
Back pains and difficulty urinating? You might just wanna tough it out... that is, unless you enjoyed your last alien anal probe.
Grateful for a Dead Fable
Sometimes homeless people go above and beyond the call of duty in the hustle for a quarter. For stories like this, it's definitely a dollar.
Celebrity Encounters with Howie Day and Jeremy Piven
Everyone fantasizes about being a celebrity occasionally, but the only realistic way to brush with stardom is to crash the tour bus. Duh.
My First Girlfriend
In 6th grade, I went out with a girl named Shanna. She was outgoing and out of my league, and I was shy and a center fielder for the Blue Jays.