“Nobody ever scores.” Dozens of goals have been scored in Soccer, the last of which was in 2006.
When I came back from Spring Break ‘01 with a beach shop muscle tee and wore it to school, it took Jefferson Middle School by storm.
I’m Not Picky, I Simply Only Want to Date Heath Ledger in “10 Things I Hate About You” and No One Else
How is that standard any different from "has a job?" Spoiler alert: it's not!
Stadium security: It’s dangerous, wearing something that makes you look that good. Did you get all dolled up just for me, honey?
Competition makes the American dream real! But fighting to break records early in international competition while defending your title… isn’t classy.
Are you adept enough to distinguish these English football stadiums from locations in Westeros and Essos?
A 6-2 record with one game left? With five players training at Elite, we should be undefeated. Heck, we should shut out every team in this league.
"You fielded eighteen promposals before February. That's a county record."
Please, I'm begging you to let me hold those knobs in my hands. I want to hear the sound of that little soccer ball dropping onto the table.
We grew together. We have history. Does vape know that you used to slobber too much in your tween years?
I will be sure to keep you updated on all the social metrics. I still care about you, and the kids (our kids), and our social media numbers.
Could be difficult for a broader audience to empathize with protagonists who are all young, Thai boys. Angelina Jolie has just become available!