A Preflight Safety Lecture in the Not-So-Distant Future
Non-stop service from Dunkin Brands/Boston International Airport to Paramount++ Presents The Mummy VI/Hollywood Burbank Airport.
Tag: Satire
I’m Furious That My Soul-Crushing Novel Isn’t a Bestseller
But after all my sacrifice, my masterpiece sold only sixty-three copies, fifty of which I pawned my furniture to buy.
Your Password Has Been Leaked (But It’s Chill)
Definitely cringe, but as a tech startup that is not part of the Federal Reserve System, we’re kind of impressed. Seriously, this hack was lit.
If the Pandemic Gave Workers More Leverage, Why Did My Boss Scream at Me for Printing Out Hundreds of Pictures of Mewtwo?
Much like the novel Coronavirus, there is something deeply disturbing about Mewtwo.
HR’s Response to the Always Be Closing Speech from “Glengarry Glen Ross”
Always Be Conscious of your employee’s emotional state before saying anything that might be construed as offensive or unnecessarily ruthless.
Yep, This Salad Is the Boring Kind
A black olive is a pipe dream and an avocado would sooner appear in a lasagna than in this salad.
Checking in on Other Beloved Childhood Characters 20 Years Later
Bear from "Bear in the Big Blue House" Is a Landlord: He has converted his Big Blue House into nine tiny, poorly ventilated studio apartments.
A Letter of Complaint from Your Unused Stationery
Little did I know then that I would soon join the ranks of those with no hope of escaping or being opened even in the slightest manner.
Follow Our Improv Troupe into This Darkened Alley for a Cutting-Edge Performance!
Shoes off, coat off, valuables off before entering the performance area, if you please, sir. We're not like other improv troupes, you know.
Political Correctness Has Made Being a Comedian Impossible, But Then Again, So Has Being a Chair
As a chair on stage, they’re not expecting me to go there. They’re also not expecting me to be the one making the jokes.
I Am the Self-Checkout Machine and I Want to Play a Game
Error: Place all scanned items in the bagging area, even the 50-pound bag of dog food. Figure it out. The rules of our game have been made very clear.
Four Strains of Mushrooms That Still Aren’t as Good as Stuffed Mushrooms
Four hours into this will have you wishing you traded in the hallucinogenics for something with a little more parmesan and a little less cow dung.