Sure, the Metaverse Is the Future, but Have You Heard About the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company?
You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.
Tag: Satire
Now Here’s MSNBC’s Steve Kornacki with Our Basic Math
It’s still early, but if the projections hold—and they should—Jimmy now sits comfortably at seven apples. Not a huge margin, but a significant one.
My Child Finally Stole from Me My Last Vestige of Coolness, My Spotify Wrapped
What’s the point of listening to obscure music if no one knows your doing it?
I’m Your Grandpa’s Old Box TV: Please Kill Me
I’ve seen the moon landing and twerking. It’s too much!
Personality 2.0 Update Now Available
We've also installed security protocols to prevent you from divulging sensitive personal issues at work parties.
Please Stop Acting Weird About the Dunk Tank
Do not, under any circumstances, throw a bowling ball at Mrs. Heathridge.
Terrible Game Shows That, for the Love of God, Should Never Be Created
Awful shows like "Who Wants to SEE a Millionaire?" and "DATE… MY… PODIATRIST!"
Op-Ed: Should Op-Ed Writers Be Allowed to Commit Crimes?
Do opinion writers share the same responsibility to obey the law as the rest of the world?
So No One Else at Game Night Gives a Fuck About Winning?
How about we all start acting like adults and take this seriously? Does your heart not beat for your nation (green)?
The Pleasure Is All Mine
Split it? You’re suggesting that we split the pleasure? That’s a good one. I’m laughing.
Ask a Work Frenemy
I mean, your boyfriend just seems like one of those guys who would step out on you, know what I mean?
Sorry Friend, This Here’s One of Them Non-Negotiable Contracts
The truth is that we have something you want, and you probably don’t have much choice.