Teacher of the Year: Mr. Richard Head
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Mixer Helps Lonely Man Finally Surpass Father
A spur-of-the-moment party saves desperate, lonely man Danny Aleman from social oblivion and family patheticism.
Our Medication May Kill You, But It’s Not For Sure (Ok, It’s For Sure)
While this medication may be swallowed, it may also be used as a suppository, although after ingestion, please immediately finish your living will.
The New Drink of Choice for Everyone, Everywhere
Thugs, models, people dying from thirst, even God are all sipping on this classic drink. Grab a glass before it's too late!
A Cuisinart Griddler® Panini Gyro Recipe Set to Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
Celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" with this Panini Gyro recipe set to the tune.
A High School Junior Summarizes Marbury v. Madison for Her Fellow Millennials
This bat-crap crazy, totes-negative aura around the election of 1800 was what made the whole Marbury v. Madison Supreme Court shiz-nit really hit the fiz-zan.
How to Reinvent the Playboy Mansion for Seniors
Now that Scott Baio is 56, it's time to start making the Playboy mansion safer and more enjoyable for aging dirty old men.
My High School Book Report on New York City (Rough Draft)
New York City played a significant role in the Civil War. The Underground Railroad, AKA the NYC Subway System, had many stops in the city.
“Cats” Returns to Broadway – Letters to the Editor
"Thank you for your piece on the return of cats to our city. The problem of stray and homeless pets plagues communities across our nation."
Upcoming Scenes from “Law & Order: SUV”
NBC aims to lock down the suburban demographic with their gritty new spinoff series capturing sport utility vehicle drama.
“Mein Kampf” Ghostwriter Speaks Out
Confessions of Myron Kampf, "The Geistwriter" behind the infamous German "autobiography."
Your Amazon.com order of “J&D’s Bacon Condoms…” has shipped!
Your order of: J&D's Bacon Condoms 3-Pack, The Original Infant Circumcision Trainer, and 7 other items has shipped!