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Sometimes, when you brew coffee I get flashbacks of how you’d sit with your feet inside me as you discussed search engine optimization.

In conclusion, communism doesn’t work in practice, please don’t hurt my family, keep it under 1,000 words.

Imagine if we depicted all of humanity as tiny, pink, whiners with aggressive tendencies. Your species would not appreciate this behavior.

We were just trying to make a good movie that everyone could enjoy, and we never meant to hurt your feelings.

Featuring almost as much nudity and survival-based killings as the smash-hit HBO series, this is sure to be the can't-miss reality show of the year.

Who knew chef Victor God-damn Hirtzle's creamy creation would be the answer to this crippling punching bag of a life we're all living.

Have you ever seen "The Wolf of Wall Street?" It’s like that, except Jonah Hill isn’t the only one eating 5,000 calories for lunch every day.

Put yourself in my shoes, trapped in the middle of the desert with underground nightmare creatures waiting to devour you at any given moment.

My son only talks about candy lately, as though there is nothing more to running a business than coming up with colorful and dangerous food for kids.

The first person to admit they didn’t read the book taps out and may open the wine. Watching the movie doesn’t count as reading the book.

You always sort from "Most to Least" expensive when online shopping. When your heat goes out, you cuddle with your butler for warmth.

We will target the *shuffles a deck of cards and flips a card* ace of diamonds to jack of clubs age bracket, which we'll say is 16-28 years old.