No, I Didn’t Break Quarantine to Have a Sex Party
I heard one radio report suggest that there were flashing lights and loud music. My electricity is slightly faulty and caused momentary outages.
Lloydie is a writer and improviser in Nottingham, UK He writes short satire pieces for a variety of online publications, occasional short plays which have been performed across the UK, and regular compliant letters to online retailers. Lloydie trained in sketch and satire writing at Second City, Chicago and in improv at the UCB Theatre, New York and iO and Annoyance Theatres in Chicago. He performs regularly with award winning improv team The Maydays in London and the musical team he co-founded, Rhymes Against Humanity in Nottingham. He is the host and producer of The Improv Chronicle Podcast. In his spare time Lloydie enjoys collecting both his thoughts and nice smelling hand lotion.
I heard one radio report suggest that there were flashing lights and loud music. My electricity is slightly faulty and caused momentary outages.
Sometimes, when you brew coffee I get flashbacks of how you’d sit with your feet inside me as you discussed search engine optimization.
I asked you on a date in my head and pretend-you said yes. This confirmed it; you are a kind-hearted guy who can see the potential in me.