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Henry Ford observed that it’s not enough to build a good car, you also need to give your workers a token pay raise to generate some good press.

Is there a changing area? I was thinking of wearing my cycling gear for the riding events because of the butt padding—makes my thighs look amazing.

Who's Approving All These People to Drive Electric Mopeds in New York in Less Than 15 Minutes? Steve!

"Mystery Goodie Bags": Have you ever wondered what sorts of grand and magical items find themselves behind the cushions of the Oval Office couch?

“The Devil is endless with his trickery, why else would he disguise himself as Phil Collins!”

Brandon must now provide me with affection and companionship under penalty of Federal prosecution.

Or you know when you have a bottle of champagne and you need to release the cork and you loosen it with your thumb? I invented that.

My parents knew they had early mornings in the factory, just working towards the American dream, but there was something special about that night.

Our relationship was mutually beneficial: I gave him a son—Yngvar—and he told me my dress wasn’t “too Coachella.”

Oh-kaay. This hurts a little. The spring-bound polypropylene surface feels more solid upon impact than I expected.

The couple described the aesthetic of the reception venue as farmhouse chic. Notably, the bridesmaids were dressed as mason jars.

I hear what you’re saying: this really clashes with the overall narrative we’ve built up in the past century.