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Homemade cookies are easier than you realize, and so is purchasing my grandmother’s farm. We don’t even need to go through any lawyers or anything.

You may be wondering: Mr. Krueger, are nightmare factories really "essential?" Especially during a pandemic when real life mimics nightmares?

Once we're done, we'll untie them so they can bring you the latest in electric cars and a look at the banjo quartet releasing a Wu-Tang cover album.

At each Morpheats location, you're welcomed into a cyberpunk dystopia by a pleather-clad “Matrix d’” who takes you to your virtual table.

“Be where your enemy is not.” When your roommate occupies the shower, secure the sofa or most comfortable communal chair, as well as the remote.

You have duly earned those A̶’̶s̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶A̶c̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶i̶s̶h̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ P’s, which stand for Probably Above Par.

If I were spitballing names for an evil mountain, I feel like “Mount Doom” would be one of the first things I thought of.

No one does a mitral valve repair like Dr. F. He's brash, unpredictable, and thrives in the plush leather interior of the circulatory system.

"The Sixth Sense": Bruce Willis is clearly only getting close to this kid so he can bang his mom. Case closed.

Eternity. Did you catch that? That’s two months times infinity. Let that rattle around in your thick skull for a moment.

Look at the sick logo . It declares leadership but whispers I will stick you. It’s all about that Dragon Energy in 1476.

Instead of wearing baseball caps, Coach Dylan has all the kids wearing these weird old hats he found at a garage sale.