Eternity. Did you catch that? That’s two months times infinity. Let that rattle around in your thick skull for a moment.
Chicago has a tendency to breed weird comedic talents. I'm proud to be a deep dish bi-product of such a lovely city. I've been working as a writer in advertising for 10+ years in NY and SF. In addition to making up fun ways to sell things, I write short stories, scripts, and screenplays. I also love to dance.