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I was last seen breaking into Madison Square Garden and jamming out to Blueprint where I fell asleep with a bleezie and burnt the building down.

The signature we have on file features Shrek ears over the "s" in an apparent reference to the 2001 DreamWorks film starring Mike Myers.

While my MCAT scores were not the most competitive, I am a self-directed learner with strong communication skills and also I died for your sins.

Harrison has devoted the majority of his campaign to securing a beach-themed winter dance, prompted by his older brother's copy of Girls Gone Wild.

Candy Corn --- I may look like I’m relatively young, but I’m actually a centenarian trapped inside a younger body.

This would be my 32nd year trick-or-treating and my 22nd year trying to explain to my neighbors why I'm not too old to be doing so.

Igor: The Lab was like a Studio 54 for ghouls and goblins, before we could be open about who we are. We were always coming up with new dances.

Instead of the usual ghouls chasing you through the hallways, this year's tour will offer you a respite from the ongoing horror show that is 2020.

She used the same excuse for Lana's St Patty's party and my Ugly Sweater party last year.

Enter the front yard and you are immediately confronted with the Graveyard of the Norms. Every tombstone reads the name, "Norm 1776-2016."

Anyways, the uncapped Sharpie is getting me high, so I need to make this quick.

Beg. Lie prostrate before corporate HQ and beg. You are not above this. You have never been above this.