Help! How Do I Fix the Question Mark Button on My KeyboardÉ
I mean, how am I supposed to ask Jillian how her pregnancy is coming alongÉ And answering knock-knock jokes is now completely out of the question.
Tag: Satire
What to Do When You Catch Your Child “Playing Epidemiologist”
Remember questions from children come from bewilderment rather than an impulse to influence those in power to use policy to promote population health.
I’m Replacing Your Zoom Cooking Instructor, But I’ve Never Seen This Recipe Before, So Bear with Me
Oh. This is chicken marsala? I thought Chelsea said “chicken, more salsa!” That’s fine. Shouldn’t be too different.
What I Imagine a Slow News Day Is Like
7:45 AM: I turn the TV on while I make breakfast. The hosts are showing how to make crab cakes for fifteen minutes straight.
Meeting Minutes from the Latest Conspiracy Theorists Group Gathering
18:04: Minutes are not approved as [REDACTED] has challenged the accounting and believes that someone has edited the minutes
Quiz: Which “Sex and the City” Character Are You? And Don’t Lie, We’ll Know
Question 3: You and the gals are out on the town when a guy you have a crush on starts hitting on one of your friends. What’s your move?
I Missed Out on Toyotathon and My Year Is Wasted
You might be thinking, "There will surely be other sales or even another Toyotathon soon." Well, you'd be a category-A asshole to think that.
Russian Hackers Also Condemn the U.S. Government’s Weak Response to Their Recent Cyber Attack
Nobody likes working a job where their accomplishments go unrecognized or unnoticed, covert Russian hackers included.
I’m a Bob Ross Tree, and I’m Not as Happy as Everyone Thinks
Everyone thinks they know me and my story ever since they saw me standing majestically in the foreground of a snow-covered mountain.
24 Hours in a House You Never Even Liked That Much
The drawer that still sticks, the third night of leftovers, the same old view out the window: just a few reasons travelers find us so unforgettable.
Wanted: Competent Mattress Store Employee
Seriously, I cannot keep having these sales, because the last guy just bought a bajillion mattresses and we had no idea what to do with them.
I’m Your Pharmacist, and I’m Terrified That You’ll Have Questions
Your doctor has horrible penmanship, so I'm really just going with my gut feeling here. I know exactly as much about your medication as you do.