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Okay, I'll admit screwing your wife in public was wrong, but completely emasculating you in the process, well, that was way out of line.

Looks like your boyfriend caught wind of your poor bedside manners. Now's a good time to blow hard on his weather vane.

Here's how to figure out your girlfriend's true number. Because Sexual History is one class your college doesn't offer... at least not yet.

Human relationships getting stale? Save time, breath, and money by investing in the emotional and sexual stability of a lifelike robot model.

I conducted a little survey to find out how badly I am wanted. I took this survey and I found that 100% of people want me. I mean it’s basic math.

Tired of trying in vein to get with women? Being a dick is harder than it looks, but with a little bit of cockiness, you're on your way up.

A website containing a database of cheaters, liars, and bad boys? How cute, the Feminazis are learning how to operate a computer!

When your romantic evening comes to a head, don't forget your manners; hair-pulling and face-fucking are enough to make her spit.

When it comes to hooking up, you have to play by the rules. Baby talk? Anal? If you're not careful, it's going to be your ass.

Whenever I get rare weather and a football game on the same day, I feel I owe it to you to don my Bill Simmons cap and document the day's events.

In order to preserve friendships, there must be rules about sharing lovers. Rules encompassing proximity, time limits, and jealousy.