You wanna know the real reasons I don't have a girlfriend? Because girls can't let anything go, including arguments and the phone.
Every girl comes armed with a standard set of annoying questions designed to break men down. Don't get caught with your pants down.
Everyone's in it for a reason, whether it's love, money or Facebook status. And if you're not sure, you're the annoying Indecisive Couple.
Women, want to take complete control of your man? Get him to love you, leave him, take him back, then eliminate his friends.
From harmless to preposterous, it's undeniable that lying plays an important role in our lives. One that the truth just can't handle.
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
Eating out doesn't have to be expensive, but if you wanna get the job done right, you might have to spring for a bullhorn and a diamond ring.
<p>Gather ‘round Readers, as I tell you a tale of a more naïve Roxy, a younger Roxy, a little camper Roxy.<br />
When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.
His father was a hardnosed man. He was also hard-bodied, hardheaded, hardworking and a touch hard of hearing. The last one was the most dangerous.
If you're trying to find out if your girlfriend is a lemon, give her a litmus test. If you wanna know if she's a lying slut, the answer is yes.
There are a lot of hypotheses for the mystery of the failed hookup, but none with such extensive research in the field (of cannabis).