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Is Zim Zim going to shootball today question mark send send [47:24 VY-93] Yes [47:24 VY-93]

Get that stethoscope out of your ears so you can hear me loud and clear when I tell you to Back The Hell Off.

I’m like Rosamund Pike in the first act of "Gone Girl," when she was still a brunette.

The Anxious Solo Traveler - Decided to “step out of his comfort zone” by joining a tour where every minute is planned.

At one point, she pulled out a magical wand and goes, “Is this mine or yours?” I’m not even kidding.

You’ve become strangers to one another—growing apart the closer you cling.... But with apples!

Now it’s time to press that button. She’s watching you, but no pressure. You’ve done this a thousand times before.

Won't acknowledge his rum addiction.

Please, Scrubbies, dry the grease from your eyes. I’ll always be your Scrub Daddy.

I know we only met in passing at Brianna’s Axe-Throwing Farewell Party, but I got SUCH a great vibe from you.

Fantasy: Emotionally, I am more stable than a 1000-year-old Sequoia. Reality: I faked a cat allergy when my wife caught me crying at Toy Story 3.

Instead of scrutinizing the position of my butt, I would suggest admiring the lack of buttress in the position of my savings account.