The Only New Year’s Resolution That Will Also Save Democracy
Did you know that if you juggle you can receive a significant tax write-off? Juggling is not just a way to hat trick 2015. It is a way to get our nation back on track this year.
Tag: Politics
US Government Survey: Why Did You Vote?
Please check the appropriate box below, so that we, The United States Government, know why you chose to vote in the most recent election last Tuesday.
6 Historical Bans That Would Be Ridiculed Today
History has its share of weird bans that simply wouldn't have many supporters today, including bans on chess, coffee, tattoos, and Christmas.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s Dating Tips for Men
You young guys have a lot to learn about women. But you're in luck. Rob Ford is here to tell you how to relate, dominate, and perpetrate when it comes to chicks.
How to Convince People to Join Your Political Party, Through Home Decoration
How to decorate your home to convince everyone at your next (dinner) party to subscribe to the beliefs of whichever political party you choose.
An Open Letter to the President Concerning Welfare Reforms
I don't need your commie food charity, Brocko. What am I supposed to do with all this food? I can't pawn the steaks, I already tried that.
50 Things I’ve Learned from the Election Year (With Links)
The difference between Rick Santorum and my dog is that one humps random guys' legs and the other is a cocker spaniel named Betsy.
Mitt Romney’s Magic Mormon Horse
Mitt Romney's magic Mormon horse shall ride into the night, all razor sharp with bayonets, a terrifying sight!
Undecidedly Middle Class
There's something I've been meaning to address:the American Public. I mean, whatta you have to do to get an audience around here, run for president?
Your Guide to Ignorant Voting
I fill out my ballot based on a system I invented years ago that has nothing to do with any kind of informed opinion of anything. I am awesome like that.
We Should Boycott Damn Near Everything
We need to believe in stuff, and stand up for the stuff we believe in. We will not be controlled by a society that allows an economy to benefit only a select few. ...Right?
The Indentured Student Loan
What I am proposing is a student loan program that will allow poor young people to go to university and be useful to society: I call it the Indentured Student Loan.