Disturbing the Greenpeace
Those damn hippies are still at it. Fortunately, they also pay enough to convince college kids to sell anyone on the woes of the environment.
Tag: Observations
Spring Break with Your Parents
It's the one week associated with everything debaucherous and you're stuck at home. Oh sure, it has its upsides...for about 12 hours.
Do NOT Air This Sitcom
Twelve rules for avoiding primetime pilot disaster, in spite of FOX's enthusiasm for your 1970's identical twin mixup drama starring Pepsi.
Cupid’s Revenge
Somewhere Cupid is sipping chai lattes laughing at the ridiculous conundrums lovers face on Valentine's Day. Especially 'The Notebook.'
So You Saw Your Roommate’s Penis
Eventually, the unlucky day will come when you catch a glimpse of your roommate's goods. Are you prepared for the awkward aftermath?
The Mind of a Single Girl
A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.
I Don’t Mean to Brag, But I’m Perfect
It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.
Good Sign, Bad Sign: Decoding the Signals of Romance
Romance is a whirlwind affair, but it's hard to get blown away if you can't even interpret the signals of love or hate. It's classic red light, green light.
Before and After Party
It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?
Are You the Ultimate College Student?
Think you rank with the best of the best, most hardcore college students? Not so fast cowboy, you have to take this quiz first.
The Art and Science of Bullshit
In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.
Dear Liquor…
Alcohol: it's been by your side as long as you can remember. But now there are a few grievances it must accept to continue being consumed.