A Modest Wall Street Proposal
How can the markets recover with its hands tied behind its back? The only solution anyone with common sense could come to is to deregulate Wall Street. COMPLETELY.
Tag: Money
5 Things I Can’t Justify Spending Money On
I've been known to splurge on jeans or booze. But there are some things I absolutely hate spending my money on, including toilet paper and gas.
Asian Massage Parlor & Spa Guide to a Happy Ending
I enter an Asian massage spa parlor near me for sex and my mind is flooded with thoughts: How much does this cost? Do I get a handjob? Is it illegal?
Gratuitous Mention: Tipping is Dead
If a waitress has a problem with her salary, she should take it up with her boss. Why should I compensate her for having a shitty job?
Trying Something New in Order to Get Sex and Save Money
I returned to school today and kissed my winter break good bye. It's not all bad though because I learned something from this past month. I was intoxicated in some form almost every single day of my month long break because I had nothing else to do besides go to work and get shitty with my friends.
I Sell Drugs
When they see me on the corner they might not know what it is I do<br />Well I purchase pharmaceuticals wholesale to resell to you<br />Yeah I have narcotics<br />(fancy word for druggy stuff)<br />Some of them go in your vein<br />I do it for financial gain<br />You do it for financial gain?<br />Mostly for financial gain<br />Which I can use to purchase things
No Money, Mo’ Problems
Puffy only addressed half of the issues arising from money, or the lack thereof. Because in college, being broke is no joke.
More Hooker for Your Money
If you're going to pay for sex, it better not be missionary and a cigarette. Here's how to milk your prostitute for all she's worth.
Stop Fucking with My Money
American money was meant to look kick ass, not pretty and colorful. Lay off the queer design changes, U.S. government.
Status Symbols: A Crash Course
In this materialistic world, don't forget that money can't buy you Joy. She only does private dances... plus, she's not working tonight.
The Things I’d Do for Money
You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?
Ten Things You Should Know About Money
Everyone loves money, but nobody knows what it is. Is it a food? Is it a drink? If so, is it coffee? Here's some of what you need to know.