Rimbaud’s 2019 Food and Drink Guide to Paris
What can we make of the persons exiting the Sorbonne with something heralded as a "kale chia smoothie?" It appears to be dredged from a fetid pond.
Nathaniel Missildine is a writer and a father living in France but still comedy-adjacent. His writing has appeared in Salon, McSweeney’s, Boulevard, Hobart, Monkeybicycle and The Morning News, among assorted others.
What can we make of the persons exiting the Sorbonne with something heralded as a "kale chia smoothie?" It appears to be dredged from a fetid pond.
Chuck Norris continues to beat the sun in staring contests and that alone probably disproves climate change.