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Have you ever been out shopping and you try on a super-cute top and it gets stuck and you look like you’re wearing a nun costume?

The Tar Pits Behind Third Base Have Been Filled In: The nostalgic need not worry; the sickening smell of sulfur still permeates the entire stadium.

He introduced you to his "new assistant" Linda, who will be asking you a few questions before he sees you. He's already trying to add another woman?

Bonjour, Karen who sits next to me at work. I know how much you judge me for eating peanut butter out of the jar with a fork during lunch.

"Have You Heard About This," Season 2: Paulie’s foray into the world of standup comedy compromises his ability to earn for the business.

We revised the concept of “eternal damnation” and suggest referring to it as “be cool bro."

Cincinnati Bearcats: You’ve watched a tournament game in a strip club. Iowa Hawkeyes: You lost money investing in Matthew Whittaker’s toilet company.

Sanders graduated from Transylvania University with honors in Afro-Caribbean Studies, Women and Sexuality Studies, and Herbalism ‘n’ Spicesism.

You almost get your revolver out fast enough to subdue James Bond, and show everyone that experience counts more than a dearth of love handles.

Yes, you have been up for twenty hours straight, but take this opportunity to focus on getting leaner and fitter.

Life isn’t about enjoying things. It’s about adhering to specific body norms! On your deathbed you won’t be wishing you ate more bonbons.