Gone are the days when "fuck" was socially shocking. My generation has even started to use these words as sentence filler, as if they were the new "uh" or "um."
Before I took the on line course at Farmington's, I was just like you. My punctuation stank: my syntax was out of whack: and my spelling was down write atrocious!
Dave rates his self-confidence as a 4/10. Janine tells Dave how ugly his new soul patch is, and his rating falls to a 2. By what percentage has Dave's self-confidence dropped?
I twist nicknames into erotica. I randomly default to German. I'm a quirky invisible playmate. I graduated college with a major AND a minor. I rule your iPhone.
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I intern at what they call a 'vanity' publishing house, which takes its title quite literally. We’re like that fake music video company that pissed out the auto-tuned disease that is 'Friday.'
By personalizing what they love most, men make something already special even closer. Not naming your penis is like forgetting to name one of your kids.
Welcome to Male Finishing School: Soak up your semen slang, but watch out, this thick load of vocabulary can be quite a mouthful.
It might take some sumo training in giant diapers and dirty ball-kicking tricks, but the battle to become UFC Champion is well worth it.
Ever heard the term "case in point"? The term has lost all meaning to me. Sort of like "make your bed" and "brush your teeth."
A hospital is a strange place to hang out. When I was sitting in the ER waiting room, I struck up a conversation and learned some new slang though.
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.