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We parked our vehicle in several spots over the two-week period. No matter which spot we occupied, a human would tell us we were in “their spot.”

I’d become what’s known as "The Cool Dad" among David’s friends, and I was worried that coming off as anti-cockfighting would harm that reputation.

You think I won't beat you up? Just watch me! Please, don't fight back. Just watch me beat you up.

Champs count on the only tire to receive MMA Magazine’s “Most Ultimate Tire” one year in a row.

My astrology app once said that I was destined for greatness, but I thought that meant a diet tea sponsorship on Instagram or a successful Etsy shop.

In Paris, we cry. In Paris we drink too much and enter the wrong apartment, accidentally sleeping in the wrong bed. That’s Paris.

Still Water Gin and Tonic: Just add 1 part gin to 2 parts tap water and serve chilled!

We’re not doing this online, it’s too easy, too predictable (plus I’m not allowed to get online for 18 more months, minimum).

If someone says “stop,” goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. If someone coughs, has shortness of breath, or has a fever, the fight does not begin.

In 1903, Theodore Roosevelt announces an open boxing challenge to any willing swamp rabbit. In 1911, William Howard Taft eats a swamp rabbit.

The Four Wings tournament is in no way, shape, or form, “to the death.” I really don’t know how people keep getting that impression.

Janice and Mark’s whisper-fights about their upcoming incomplete wedding plans. They’ve been engaged for 7 years now.