You Can’t Charge a Dead Man
<p>Student loan debt is something to which any college student can relate. By the time most of us graduate (or drop out, or flunk out), we will be in a fantastically ridiculous amount of debt.
Tag: Death
Capital Punishment Network Investment Opportunity
At CPN, we wish to broadcast the death penalty on television, not to deter crime (it's been proven that the death penalty has almost no effect on crime rates), but to provide the highest quality entertainment for our viewers. Now is your chance to get in
What to Do About Brains
Once again, you confront the fiendish "brain in a jar" that has taken over your life. And what happens? You lose your nerve, and the brain wins again.
Top Ten Uses for a Dead Cat
Dead cats can be just as much fun as alive cats!
Nobody Likes a Dead Dog
Personality goes a long way for a dog. If we loved the cock just as much, it might be totally uncool for them to fight, too.
Two Dead After Tsunami Death Toll Makes Headline Splash
The tsunami disaster is making waves all over the world. But who knew the AP could be responsible for spreading it's impact?
How to Write a Great Suicide Note
Do you want to kill yourself one day? Of course you do! Follow these guidelines for a note that'll really wow your roommates.
Celebrity Death Pool 2007
Everybody dies, but the big question is when and how. Why not put your money where your top ten celebrity corpses lay?
He Was Rick James, Bitch
A special tribute to a pop icon of two eras: the Superfreak 80's and the Dave Chappelle 00's. We'll miss you Rick, but your quotes live on.