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Your next tweet will go viral, attracting the attention of your biggest celebrity crush and leading to a passionate affair. (1 in 40.3 billion)

With each passing day, her resolve grows weaker. She begins to wonder if the girl above will once again leave her in peace.

A gap year will help to make me the man I want to be. Unless you are planning to hire me, in which case: STOP READING. GIVE ME THE JOB.

The reality is that most of us haven’t been skydiving, invented a new technology, gotten bit by a shark, or know how to tap dance.

Seeing as though you sent in your application approximately 56 seconds after we sent out the form, you were a little too late.

If you need big words to have fun, or are using five or six big words before breakfast, then you might have a problem.

For starters, many of you have been attending parties. We told you not to do that! We thought you’d listen to us.

Food Service: Breakfast is served from 6:12 AM to 6:18 AM. You’ll have a choice of bran flakes or bran toast.

My music isn't something you stomach for the sake of increased brain function. Save that for the cod liver oil.

“Is there a doctor on the plane? Specifically, someone with a PhD in Mathematics with a focus on algebraic geometry?”

My Princeton hoodie, whose drawstrings are connected to my arms, so if you pull them you can turn me into your personal puppet.