California

Tag: California

What, because I talk funny? Because I called your saloon a coworking pod? Because I palo santoed your game of Texas hold ‘em?

Governor And Fire Offer Competing Visions For Forest’s Future

Eastsiders recommend the taco place with a questionable sanitation rating but amazing salsas. Westsiders recommend, “I guess, Sugarfish again?”

My signature traits as a producer are bringing people together who probably shouldn’t be together and separating people by arbitrary barriers.

Not only will the green aventurine win you material success but the Yoni birth mother energy will protect you from any Price Waterhouse trickery.

If I travel back in time, we need to have a code word to indicate to the other person that I have time-traveled. Our code word will be “arugula.”

Flood solution? Plastic bags. Let’s collect them all and combine them into one giant, country-crossing, water-catching, plastic bag.

"Stranger Things": This coming of age sci-fi romp will take you back to a time when you could actually enjoy summer.

Do your thoroughbred Tibetan Mastiffs refuse to walk past your Nest Detect Sensor™ into the the conservatory where your stepfather passed away?

Did it ever occur to you that maybe leading an active lifestyle doesn’t make you inherently more driven & virtuous? Maybe it just makes you sweatier.

What can we make of the persons exiting the Sorbonne with something heralded as a "kale chia smoothie?" It appears to be dredged from a fetid pond.

This salad only has three ingredients: carrots, mayonnaise, and American elbow grease.