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Mother slapped me. She was a former NYPD detective, eighty-eight years old and in the early stages of dementia.

At satisfying video school, I got to nerd out with fellow satisfying video geeks over the differences in crunch between Kinetic Sand and Madmattr.

“You won’t be needing that anymore,” you told me “from now on, you’re known as ‘sad male employee burns mouth on coffee too hot office man.'”

Paying muggle coach to lie about child’s participation in West Coast quidditch team California Dobbys.

By what other name is the Statue of Liberty known? a) Lady Libertine b) Lady Gaga c) The French Connection d) Oh Buoy, It’s a Gull

How about this: It’s 2000 in LA, and Walter Sobchak & The Dude are bowling, when who should walk in, but none other than Marge Gunderson!

Every morning, I wake up and eat a motivational quote for breakfast sprinkled with positive-flavored hemp seeds.

Security question: What is your maternal grandmother’s first name? We know you paused to remember which side maternal is, you unlearned horse’s ass.

D.C.:Nevada, do you know what you’re going to go with? NV: The Silver State! D.C.: California? CA: Ahem: The Golden State. NV: Aw, dick move, man.

The Donner Party was a journey unlike any other in history. The best part is, they did the whole thing without fake crying or vlogging once.

We are looking for an energetic, passionate intern approximately 80-83 years old with an ability to learn and grow with the organization.

If you’re tempted to see parallels between "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" and your country, limit it to the fact that Chris Pratt exists in both.