A Letter to My (Former) Stock Photo Casting Agent
“You won’t be needing that anymore,” you told me “from now on, you’re known as ‘sad male employee burns mouth on coffee too hot office man.'”
Kevin was raised in New Mexico's fourth largest city, attended Marist College in Poughkeepsie, New York, and is eldest of two twins (Not two sets -- but, like, one set of two dudes who are twins, not four people).
“You won’t be needing that anymore,” you told me “from now on, you’re known as ‘sad male employee burns mouth on coffee too hot office man.'”