Despite a Shockingly Low Number of Applicants, You Somehow Did Not Get This Residency
If there was ever a year for you to slip through and get this relatively prestigious residency, it would have been this one.
If there was ever a year for you to slip through and get this relatively prestigious residency, it would have been this one.
Babies' forearm prints all turned into leeches crawling around a fetid pond.
Am I not a multi-million dollar painting too? I’m tired of listening to tour guides only talk about Starry Night.
I knew blanketing a third-grade class’s first art exhibition with cans of pasta would be controversial, but that’s why I did it
We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.
I tell stories of humanity. Some about a guy getting drunk in the woods. Others about two guys getting drunk in the woods.
Created over a career spanning the past four decades, but really only the past four years after she came back from that trip to Sedona.
Would you mind making me a logo for my new insect-dessert business? I was going to hire someone, but they wanted to charge me a few hundred dollars.
Monet: You’re admiring the haystacks painted on the walls when suddenly the room fills with pastel-tinted water.
It's time to recognize my artistry, distinguished contributions to world cinema, and unparalleled ability to blow shit up without dismembering anyone.
"Writing Gigs" -- A real tearjerker of a drama that takes place entirely during a job interview that turns out to be for freelance work.
It can be tempting to rely on labels, especially when those labels are in stylish sans serif capitals artfully nestled among the colorful blobs.