We Should Boycott Damn Near Everything
We need to believe in stuff, and stand up for the stuff we believe in. We will not be controlled by a society that allows an economy to benefit only a select few. ...Right?
Tag: Anger
The Inflammatory Political Quiz
Tired of your tax dollars paying for other people's birth control because you're not having sex with them? Or was it because of that thing someone said in the Bible somewhere?
Four Professors We Love to Hate
Beware my friends, for horrible professors are out there and more than ready to piss you off. Here are a few common types you may unluckily stumble upon.
Blame Canada
Thirteen reasons why our northern neighbors are all but useless. Now if only Celine Dion would hit a low note and stay there.
Talkin’ Shit: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
For some, every day is just another day at the toilet. For others, it's a time to look forward to and reflect upon. Here's the good, the bad, and the ugly about poop.
How to Argue With Females
A step-by-step guide to winning arguments with women - including cheap shots and techniques to break down your girlfriend.
Anti-Chuck Norris Fact Fearers
Chuck Norris has brainwashed some people into complete submission. Here's what these die-hard 'Chuck fans' have to say about Anti-Chuck Norris Facts.
The Worst Sexual Encounter in My Fucking Life
A whiny hoe with a bloody vag leaves her mark on Gaudio, prompting him to disavow one night stands and *gasp* embrace monogamy.
How I Met My Wife
When you've got an itch that even the dog can't seem to scratch the right way, turn to Nick Gaudio. He'll set your ass straight.
It Was a Pleasure Beating You
His father was a hardnosed man. He was also hard-bodied, hardheaded, hardworking and a touch hard of hearing. The last one was the most dangerous.
An Idiot’s Guide to Beating Your Wife
If you thought beating your wife was for cowards with anger issues, then you're probably a woman who needs a man to keep her in line.
Suck My Cock, Bitch: The Airtight Argument
No matter the scenario, even if she's got a good head on her shoulders, if you whip out this argument, she'll soon be speechless.