Chuck Norris Jokes

Top 10 funny things about Chuck Norris:

  1. Ray Charles once looked at him and decided he'd rather never see again: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: General Patheticism
  2. Directly above his bed, there's a signed poster of Vin Diesel: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Movies
  3. He was the one who took a bite out of the Apple logo: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts
  4. When he sings karaoke, it's always Jewel: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Music
  5. Before being discovered as a martial arts talent, he was a writer for Hallmark greeting cards: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: General Patheticism
  6. He shampoos with conditioner and then actually repeats: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Health
  7. When it comes to dating, he's the only person with no matches on eHarmony.com: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Social Life
  8. He will fight you any time of the day, except when The View is on: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Fighting
  9. The reason why he can't have a dog is because dogs are allergic to him: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: Animals
  10. He can believe it's not butter: Anti-Chuck Norris Facts: General Patheticism
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