Full House from Toxic Green on Vimeo.
I wrote, edited, and directed this skit. I acted in it along with my roommate.
Labels: full house, sketch comedy, true story?, video
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Hey Egyptians
What's good, Egyptians?! Sooo...looks like you've come a real long way since the pyramids, huh? Haha, settle down buddy, I'm just fuckin' with you man!
Seriously though, what are you guys doing later? Ya'll can come riot in my basement if you want. I asked my mom.
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Good morning, my fellow Americans. (applause) Today I stand before you a man ready to die for his country. (applause) I am willing (applause) to sacrifice my own life for the good of others. I pledge that I, Paul Barack Frank, will kill myself to make Progressive Insurance stop running their horribly unfunny and painfully awkward commercials.
Someone’s Gotta Do It
I slept in today. I didn't shower. I didn't shave. Then again, I don't have any facial hair. The only hair I have is the occasional stray from Miss Latifah's vagina.
Maybe I should start from the beginning.
Hi, I'm Queen Latifah's dildo. Or should I say, hi, I'm Queen Latifah's dildo, but I'm open to other projects.
Taco Bell: Your New Stepdad
Hi. Okay, so there's a new show on MTV called Skins. I haven't masturbated to seen it yet, but apparently it has teens doing lots of bad things. Like fucking each other and shit. Sounds hot. Sounds like something you'd eat Taco Bell and watch, right?
Areola Borealis
There we were, just me and her, floating in space.
And she wouldn't even have sex with me.
The Genitals of the Future
Today I have for you some comedy sloppy seconds. I submitted a piece to the comedy website McSweeney's, but I guess it wasn't pseudo-intellectual enough or whatever. Here it is, you be the judge.
The Genitals of the Future
by Paul Frank