Most of the time, explaining what I do to people I meet takes a bit of well…explanation. Usually because the way I try to curtail things with “I run a website” sounds shady. But the other day I found a cool new way to shorten the conversation. It went like this:

Opponent I Just Beat in a Tennis Match: So, what is it you do again?
Me: I run a website…
OIJBTM: Ahh… *confused, scrutinizing look*
Me: Oh, no! Haha…it's not what you think. It's a porn site.
OIJBTM: A… hmm.
Me: And where do you work?
OIJBTM: I'm a minister at West End Baptist.
Me: Seeya Sunday! ….NOT!!! I'VE GOT A DOUBLE-ANAL AT NOON!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Speaking of which, with the baby boomer population swelling into the retired, over-60 category in record numbers, I'm predicting that GILF's will make a huge comeback in 10 years.

Speaking of ILF's, what if MILF became a way for teenagers to ask their parent's permission to have sex?

Teenager: Mom, I'd like to fuck this girl–
Mom: Sweetie!! Use your manners. It's “MILF my girlfriend please.”


And now a quick joke...

The closest I’ve ever come to participating in an orgy is taking a Zoom call naked.