From this game
The scene:
I'm playing the game above alone in my room when my two friends walk in.
And… go…
Mark: Oh cool! Slime Volleyball!
John: I played this my entire freshman year of college!
Mark: This is just the 1.0 version?
John: Yeah man! Just the 1.0 version? I’ve played both the 2.0 and 3.0 versions.
Mark: I rock at this game.
Me: …
John: You’re not doing it right
Mark: Let me try. LET ME TRY. LET ME TRY. LET ME TRY. LET ME TRY.
Me: Jesus fucking christ! Alright already!
Mark: YESSSSS. Time to meet your demise slime bitch…..wait…what?…Fuck….FUCK…..FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR KEYBOARD, GAUDIO?!!
John: You’re not doing it right. You gotta watch the eyes
Mark: Watch me spike this shit, I'm so fucking good at this…..what the hell?!
Me: You just got schooled by the fucking white slime…
Mark: You gotta spike it like this…
Me: Looks like another point for Whitey.
John: HAHA, yeah, it is. WHITE POWER
Me: er…
John: Either way, I call next game….
Me: GAME OVER….OHHHH
Mark: It's your keyboard.
John: Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Mark: I SWEAR TO CHRIST IT'S GAUDIO'S FUCKING KEYBOARD.
John: Nah, you just suck ass.
Mark: FUCK OFF I NEED A CIGARETTE
John: It's my turn…..
Me: Doesn't look like you're doing very well, John.
John: ….
Me: John?
John: SHHHHH
Me: JOHN!
John: I CAN'T CONCENTRATE SHUT THE HELL UP
Mark: HAH-HAH! I can’t believe how bad you suck at this game!
Me: … he’s whooping your monkey ass
Mark: I could do better
Me: Hey, Mark…White Slime says “KISS THE RING BITCH”
John: YOU DIDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE
Me: Watch the fucking eyes! hahahahahahaha! KISS THE RING BITCH!
Mark:…once…I made it to Master Slime and beat him
Me: Watch out!….OHHHHHHHHHHH. Another decisive victory for the white slime!
Mark: I can save this game for you so you can try Master Psychotic #1 Slime
Me: Why not?
John: Well you need it
Mark: What am I thinking? You could never play Master Psychotic #1 Slime
John: He’d kill you in a second
Me: …I'm sorry…I just…are we takling about slime volleyball as if it's the fucking Olympics?
Mark: Yeah! It’s my turn now!
John: Shit, c’mon man! I didn't get much time on it
Mark: It's not my fault you fucking suck.
Me: Get the hell out of my apartment.
Mark: But I'm just gettin ready to get a point here…
Me: GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT SLIME VOLLEYBALL
John: Jesus Christ Gaudio, why you gotta take things so seriously?