New York City based comedy writer whose only goal is to make you laugh.
They say the early bird catches the worm. So sleep in late, or else a morning person will murder you. — Sam Gilroy
They say the early bird catches the worm. So sleep in late, or else a morning person will murder you.
My blood alcohol content is well below the legal limit. My blood spaghetti content, however… — Sam Gilroy
My blood alcohol content is well below the legal limit. My blood spaghetti content, however…
