m4w: I met you at this year's Rosemont White Power Rally. I was the fairly tall gentlemen with blond hair and blue eyes.
You were fairly tall—with blond hair and blue eyes.
Tim Johnson (205) 323-85–

Your eyes told me, “I want to fuck you,” but your mouth said, “Go fuck yourself, Creep.”
I say, “Can't we do both?”
Call me! Ken (925) 828-42–

w4m: Hi. I accidentally walked into the Starbucks men's restroom yesterday. It was at the Bridgeway Drive location, at around 4 pm. Could the gentlemen at urinals 4, 7, and 12 give me a call?
Carol (717) 682-50–

p.s. #5, you're flying standby.