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Dear Diary,

 OMG... the real Santa has spoken!

Watch these five shorts!

Dear Diary,

A human hand is in the box.

Santa wants to keep this under wraps.  He doesn't need people questioning him where he got it. 

Cindy promises she won't tell anyone.  She has been asking for a human hand for a long time!

She's super excited!

She's never eaten a hand before...

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Dear Diary,

A long time ago, my brother Dwayne and I used to be best friends.

Today, we are arch enemies as we fight for the same girl.

I remember back in the day though, we used to have a lot of fun together.  We would both come home after school and have the house to ourselves for at least 2 hours before our parents would come home from work.