Cocktails and Frat Parties, Part I
Negligible clothing, alcohol galore, and hand-picked invitations. Sounds like this has the hand-stamped approval of Greek letters.
Comedy Writing
Deck the Malls with Crowds of Folly
Prepare to face the crazed masses as you tackle your holiday shopping. And whatever you do, stay away from the high schoolers.
The Long Ride Home for the Holidays
The joys of mass transportation and carpooling home from college. Minus the joys.
Give My Regards to Broadway
You may think theater majors have it easy, but your classes don't grade based on the pinch test. Ouch, that's not a passing love handle.
Home Away from Home
Winter vacation brings the joy of a real mattress, all-hours TV, tasty cooking...and all the petty annoyances you almost forgot about.
“I Think We Should Just Be Friends”
It's the start of the speech everyone will have to give or receive at least once in their life, probably 5 times. Just know, "it's not you, it's him/her."
Crush ‘n Burn
The days of passing 'yes/no/maybe' notes to your crush during class are over. It's time you graduated to advanced techniques...like beer.
Spending the Night
Anything goes between the sheets, but it'd be a lot less awkward if people knew a few basic rules of hooking up and 'hanging out' after.
Dropping Deuces and Sticky Floors
Student lounges, dorm bathrooms, and taking care of business. This one could get messy. No, really.
AIM Profiles 101
Everything you need to know to construct a socially acceptable profile, including quote tips, song lyric advice, and cyber-stalking pointers.
The Phone Number Exchange
Beneath all the chatter lies one simple objective: get the digits. If only we could reduce the amount of static and interference in this process.
Gluttony & Debauchery: Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving: a time when family life clashes with mid-semester life. Also a time to think about post-holiday hookups.