Primped Out: Cuts, Dyes, and Tans
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Comedy Writing
Like a Virgin
Sex may be the main reason we're all here, but it had to start somewhere. And it never plays out like the movies.
Prospy Weekend
They stick out like sore thumbs, but all they want is to get drunk and taste freedom. Welcome, future freshman sluts and drunks.
The Ultimate Soundtrack of Our College Lives
A comprehensive review of the songs that have encompassed every college student's range of powerful partying emotions for years.
My Worst Date Ever
Kamikaze shots aren't even enough to neutralize the embarrassment of the double date dinner disaster at this Japanese restaurant.
The Lies We Tell Ourselves
When you lie to yourself, the only person you're deceiving is...yourself. Funny how such simple concepts get us thru breakups and academics.
Senior Nights
Let's hope you have all your gen eds out of the way come senior year, because your drinking schedule really won't have room for classes.
V-Day Aftermath: Excuses, Excuses
Roses are dead, violets are too, now that it's over, we don't have to wonder what to do. Face it singles, your life wasn't ruined.
Part Time Jobs On The Rocks
Who would have thought you could ever do anything besides waste money at the bar?!
Moving In Together
Cohabitation with your boyfriend/girlfriend is complicated. Proceed with caution, and don't expect to pick your nose in bed anymore.
Super Bowl, Super Sick
Even if the big game is in a dome, you can still find yourself under the weather. Throwing up due to alcohol: awesome. Due to cooties: nasty.
The L-Bomb
It may not be any Hiroshima, but the fallout from the word 'love' can still rock someone's world. For better or worse remains to be seen.