Slut Bag U
What defines a slut exactly? Once your a slut, can you ever go back? Simonne expounds upon a touchy subject with musical interludes to boot.
Comedy Writing
For the Love of Hockey
What makes hockey such a lovable subculture? Must be a combination of the ice brawls, women, beer, fanatics and cold weather.
Cocktails: The Sequel
Piecing together a wild, drunken night has never been easy, but with a few clues and a little intuition, memories can be rebuilt...almost.
My New Life as a Flight Attendant
Flying around the country catering to the needs of whiny passengers has its drawbacks. Fortunately there's humor in all the drama.
Your Bathroom: An Intimate Portrait
It's a complicated place where you can go to cleanse your body and then take a nasty dump, or boot 'n rally and then brush your teeth.
‘Tis Better to Receive
Conventional wisdom of the heart tells us that giving is the greatest gift of all. But we all know conventional wisdom has deep pockets.
A Whole Lot of Post-Nasal Drip
Kicking off winter break under the weather? You're not alone. Parents cancel your cable TV? Wow, you're still not alone.
Christmas Vacation Quirks
When your holidays start to feel like a cruel joke, there's not much you can do besides laugh at Chevy Chase's witty charm.
Kim’s 21st in the Big City
Simonne captures the bar-hopping celebration of one of her good friend's milestone birthdays in poetic form. 'Twas the night of drinking.
The Infusion of Men and Fashion
Too much shopping and waiting in line has led Simonne to symbolically categorize the male species by department store and brand.
Ring Around the Tubby
If you got as much ass as a toilet in an apartment with three women, you'd be pretty filthy too. You two should go get tested together.
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