Awkward Conversations
You might not like wince-worthy situations like these, but they are necessary to everyday life. Remember, the safest sex is awkward sex.
Comedy Writing
Camping at White Trash Disneyland
The Wisconsin Dells aren't a vacation spot, more like a mole you want removed. Leave your respect at home to make room for more beer.
Internship vs. Hardship
Fresh from the real world market, it's all the glitz and glam that comes with being lowest on the corporate ladder: the full-time intern.
Celebrity Encounters with Howie Day and Jeremy Piven
Everyone fantasizes about being a celebrity occasionally, but the only realistic way to brush with stardom is to crash the tour bus. Duh.
Happy Freaking Birthday
Your 21st birthday is momentous. After that, you'll be lucky if friends remember your birthday, more or less force alcohol down your throat.
Porn: The Billion Dollar Business
Simonne goes where every man has gone before, exposing the truth behind every touchy, pornographic indulgence of your college life.
Top 15 Movies to Hook Up By
It's the only traditional form of dating left in college: inviting someone over to hookup halfway through a movie. Here's the rental list.
Death By Downloads
How long can your computer continue to make sacrifices for your insatiable downloading pleasure before deciding to crash?
Kiss and Tell
At a small school, it's all about sharing the love. Then sharing stories about the love you shared. Okay fine, it's just a good 'ol fashioned sex column.
The Rollercoaster of Drama
An intimate look at the in's and out's, he said/she said's, and irreverent monotony of college life at a small liberal arts school.