The 411 on Drunk Dialing
When the drunk try to communicate with the sober, anything can happen. Here are some situations you should avoid at all costs.
Simonne matriculated from Lawrence University in Appleton Wisconsin, where she earned her bachelor's degree by using ten dollar words like "matriculate." It was at Lawrence where Simonne created The Rollercoaster of Drama as a creative outlet for not taking life too seriously. It was well received by both Ivy League elitists and beauty school dropouts. After a five year sabbatical, she's currently living in Los Angeles, trying to take the movie industry not too seriously. Her attempts have been ill-received and she has been advised to eat less. There is truth in comedy and it will prevail.
When the drunk try to communicate with the sober, anything can happen. Here are some situations you should avoid at all costs.
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