The 411 on Drunk Dialing
When the drunk try to communicate with the sober, anything can happen. Here are some situations you should avoid at all costs.
Comedy Writing
New Year’s Delusion
Reality check: New Year's Eve courtships do not last, despite the fact that it was totally meant to be.
Dissed and Dismissed: Deciphering College Rejection Lines
For every successful college relationship, there are over 250,000 that never had a chance. Brush up on the language of rejection.
Apartment Hunting
Finding your first apartment is a bigger pain in the ass than purchasing your first car. But it beats living with the parents.
The Air Up There
Some people call flight attendants glorified cocktail waitresses. But only the former has to do all the dirty work herself.
Sweet Jesus, Those Catholics
Nothing says mixed signals like a Catholic mass where your priest expedites the worship process so he can catch the Dolphins kick-off.
Camping at White Trash Disneyland
The Wisconsin Dells aren't a vacation spot, more like a mole you want removed. Leave your respect at home to make room for more beer.
Celebrity Encounters with Howie Day and Jeremy Piven
Everyone fantasizes about being a celebrity occasionally, but the only realistic way to brush with stardom is to crash the tour bus. Duh.
Top 15 Movies to Hook Up By
It's the only traditional form of dating left in college: inviting someone over to hookup halfway through a movie. Here's the rental list.
The Rollercoaster of Drama
An intimate look at the in's and out's, he said/she said's, and irreverent monotony of college life at a small liberal arts school.