Post-College Life and Workisms
After you graduate, fun and alcohol come in moderation, and taxes and expenses pile up in abundance. Except rent (thanks mom and dad).
Comedy Writing
Heavy Petting
For the companion-starved college student, or just the student looking for some extra attention from the ladies, pets weigh in pretty high.
The Atomic Poo: Part Deux
Rory is back, only this time with more diarrhea and urgency than ever...in Paris. Unfortunately, no language barrier can block this shit.
Pretty Girls, Party Girls, Petty Girls
Each type of girl has her own detestable qualities, but each type also comes with its advantages. The trick is in the balancing act.
The Liberal Art of Discussion
Thank the Gods of college admissions destiny if you go to a school big enough not to have to face regular class participation.
The 411 on Drunk Dialing
When the drunk try to communicate with the sober, anything can happen. Here are some situations you should avoid at all costs.
New Year’s Delusion
Reality check: New Year's Eve courtships do not last, despite the fact that it was totally meant to be.
Dissed and Dismissed: Deciphering College Rejection Lines
For every successful college relationship, there are over 250,000 that never had a chance. Brush up on the language of rejection.
Apartment Hunting
Finding your first apartment is a bigger pain in the ass than purchasing your first car. But it beats living with the parents.
The Air Up There
Some people call flight attendants glorified cocktail waitresses. But only the former has to do all the dirty work herself.
Are You Being Served?
As you size up your stomach, your underpaid server is quietly sizing up your wallet, growing ever resentful of the most annoying job ever.
Sweet Jesus, Those Catholics
Nothing says mixed signals like a Catholic mass where your priest expedites the worship process so he can catch the Dolphins kick-off.