Holiday Dysfuncta-Family
Thanksgiving marks the beginning of a holiday season filled with family drama, incessant bickering, insane relatives, and genuine home chaos.
Simonne matriculated from Lawrence University in Appleton Wisconsin, where she earned her bachelor's degree by using ten dollar words like "matriculate." It was at Lawrence where Simonne created The Rollercoaster of Drama as a creative outlet for not taking life too seriously. It was well received by both Ivy League elitists and beauty school dropouts. After a five year sabbatical, she's currently living in Los Angeles, trying to take the movie industry not too seriously. Her attempts have been ill-received and she has been advised to eat less. There is truth in comedy and it will prevail.
Thanksgiving marks the beginning of a holiday season filled with family drama, incessant bickering, insane relatives, and genuine home chaos.
Read a part of #2 history: The Tale of Rory and the Atomic Poo. Caution: Allow an hour before or after eating before reading this.
What would late-night be without a drunken cell phone call to push the fun through 'til the morning?
The detailed accounts of three drunken roommates versus bouncers and the police. Hold onto your identities, it's an underage ride.
Missing clothing, empty cans galore and hungover indecision. Time to get the hell outta...umm, wherever you woke up anyway.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
It started as a pleasant hunt for 80's clothes, and it spiraled into a department store weather nightmare. Except for the Peruvian girl.
The lady from Wisconsin speaks her opening piece. Quiet on the set.
What holiday meal would be complete without your significant other there to join your family? Probably Mother's or Father's Day dinner.
Recipe for disaster: 10 parts testosterone, 20 parts alcohol. Combine with pride, dignity, low self-esteem, and hot girls.
Salt Lake City isn't the easiest place to bar hop, thanks in part to annoying obstacles like bar membership. Hope you like your first pick.
A closer look at the baseball teams and cultures of Boston and Chicago. Warning: Please do not mix red and white socks at home.