Date, Mate, Hate…Repeat
We're all just hamsters in a cage, desperately running the same vicious cycle of love. Hate it all you want, the world will keep on turning.
Comedy Writing
Ireland: The Emerald Isle
There is no map for losing yourself in another culture, but once you get a little Irish in you, it's actually quite 'lovely.'
Chicks: The Unsolved Mystery
Even Robert Stack would have a hard time solving this one. But that doesn't mean you can't gain some insight from hearing a girl's perspective.
Roommates Gone Hollywood
Everyone in LA thinks they're going to have their name up in lights someday. Until then, it's advised that you don't use others' razors to shave your chatch.
The Wild Card
Again and again, women make the mistake of falling for men with girlfriends. With the help of a man's cheating seduction.
An Apt Place to Live
You'd like to own a condo in the hills, a garage and fridge both with three doors, and a thriving acting career, but you'll settle for a matching dining room set.
Craziness Before the Storm
Leaving the country can be a dizzying experience. Especially when you try driving the left side of the road after a Guinness Factory tour.
The Dicktionary: College Guys Defined
An encore presentation to the Chicktionary, here's the official guide to every type of guy on your campus. Including the Kevin Federline.
Away With You
Sometimes breaking free from AIM to face the outside world is inevitable. But how will you handle your away message?
Parently Drunk
When it becomes kosher to drink with your own family, sometimes things can become even more complicated and embarrassing.
Park ‘n Ride
Bad parking? No parking? No problem! At (your school here) we will still sell you overpriced spaces and plaster tickets all over your car!
Dirrrty Laundry
From dirtying your threads with all sorts of sinful behavior to using the laundry room as a hookup spot, there's nothing 'clean' about the laundry process.